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Edmure Tully was railroaded.
ASOIAF
YNWA
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Starting to wonder about this Donald Trump guy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Men will literally record a landmark change-of-pace 1982 acoustic album on 4-track in their rental bedroom rather than go to therapy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dayton, Ohio
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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YES JANUARY 18
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the terrorist group known as the federalist society?
October 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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nitro is hitting me with tennis ball after tennis ball from the american gladiator cannon and i am just tanking them. i am not even moving. its judgment day big man and ive come to colect
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Werner Herzog voice:

“I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”
Werner Herzog on AI-Generated Movies: 'They Look Completely Dead'
Herzog spoke with Conan O'Brien about the concept of truth and why AI is a
gizmodo.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM