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American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Eating a Scruffy looking nerf herder: Not Kosher
Eating the nerfs he herds: *prints out wookiepedia articles to take to a rabbi who's about to be very tired with me*
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Traveling halfway across the world & packing into a room for a conference panel on the theme of resisting eugenics.

But not wearing a respirator during a surge in the ongoing pandemic.

What a fun way to show how the research & scholars you’re there to ostensibly listen to mean jack shit to you.
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Special thanks to our sponsor Coinbase
June 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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it's giving
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.
June 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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“It’s important not to get distracted from the real issues.”

I disagree. I think hilarious distractions like this are extremely important.
June 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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we could have had taco trucks on every corner
May 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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the government won't tell you this but

germ theory is real
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The dance party from Andor but it's Rasputin
April 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The fact that we are also making lists of Jewish professors proves the harmlessness of our registry of autistic children.

by Linda McMahon and RFK Jr.
April 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM