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Paul Bruno
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Received an email for a record sale with the subject “Affordable Jazz reissues” and now I really wish affordable jazz was a subgenre.
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The Epstein emails are so fucking funny dude. Genuinely like “Donald trump is not only a pedophile but gross and even I, a pedophile find him repulsive.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
No matter who wins this game, at least we won’t be forced to watch Derek Jeter’s Capitol One ad for while so really we’re all winners.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Pages making that catch has the same energy as Trump getting shot in the ear and standing up with the dumb fist in the air, I refuse to explain this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What a diss to Luscious Jackson.
I dislike the term “naked eye” enough to think of my eyebags as modesty pouches.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The actual worst aspect of the YouTube algorithm:

"Oh hey, My Interests! Now let me open a different, no-cookies, browser to check out ALL OF THIS CREATOR'S OTHER INTERESTS before I even *touch* this one video; lest they turn out to be a lunatic whose diseases will infect my feed FOREVER!" 🙃
A terrible thing about the internet is you can watch a guy's Mario Kart 64 videos and go "Yeah this is kinda neat" and then one morning you wake up and find out the guy has made a blog post along the lines of "Black people prove phrenology is not only real but necessary"
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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People write "the Democratic Party" when what they mean is "my daughter's friend group at Oberlin."
October 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Uptoown girl
She’s been living in her AI world
Backward knees and eight-fingered hands
Now she’s looking for an incel man
That’s what I am
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He should just cover it with a tattoo of a duck drinking a milkshake.
it's ok, the guy with a Nazi tattoo is saying that the establishment is conspiring against him
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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(some) dems have officially begun the "I only liked the early stuff on Chiswick" part of the back-pedal
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Extremely online leftists are upset that posting isn't actually doing anything and that their wine moms are.
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Trump is very obviously living in a world that has almost nothing to do with reality that is actively curated by his viziers.
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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As with Charlie Kirk, Republicans are fiercely loyal to the general idea of Donald Trump but will furiously refuse to grapple with anything specific that he actually says or does.
I didn't see the tweet. I didn't hear the comment. I didn't watch the speech.

Republicans have been feigning ignorance about their mad king for eight years now.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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best family trip since january 6th
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees
Hegseth: 'No more beards or long hair'
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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everyone is learning about their world from screens that specifically tell them whatever narrative they will find most validating and provide them with endless rationales to ignore or explain away any facts that complicate the validating narrative. this is why politics has gone insane
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Just to recap:
INJECT BLEACH
but
DON’T TAKE TYLENOL
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM