Thicc Stauskas
@thiccstauskas.bsky.social
No god between the hashes brother
The world’s most famous pedophile: would you like pictures of a presidential candidate at my house surrounded by young girls in bikinis?
The Paper of Record: no thanks!!!!
The Paper of Record: no thanks!!!!
I don't understand why people have to concoct wild conspiracy theories in order to critique the NYT. I say this as someone who writes for them: there is plenty to critique without making up wild scenarios and insisting they're true!
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The world’s most famous pedophile: would you like pictures of a presidential candidate at my house surrounded by young girls in bikinis?
The Paper of Record: no thanks!!!!
The Paper of Record: no thanks!!!!
How can you even pretend to believe this man?
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How can you even pretend to believe this man?
Imagine being a Republican in the senate right now staring yourself in the mirror. Getting up every morning and being like “alright time to clock into work and vote to cover up a pedophilia ring”
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Imagine being a Republican in the senate right now staring yourself in the mirror. Getting up every morning and being like “alright time to clock into work and vote to cover up a pedophilia ring”
Holy shit JB brown is in the Epstein files wtf?!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Holy shit JB brown is in the Epstein files wtf?!!
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These Epstein emails are getting insane
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
These Epstein emails are getting insane
It’s so cool that all of my ideological ops are pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s so cool that all of my ideological ops are pedophiles
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a lot of people are interpreting the “told ghislaine to stop” as if trump was telling her to stop abusing kids or whatever but uh, i don’t know if that’s what it meant
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump says Epstein 'stole' young women from his Mar-a-Lago spa - BBC News
Trump told reporters his falling out with Epstein was due to the disgraced financier poaching his employees.
www.bbc.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
a lot of people are interpreting the “told ghislaine to stop” as if trump was telling her to stop abusing kids or whatever but uh, i don’t know if that’s what it meant
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I used to be like somewhat of a skeptic about Epstein in terms of like how directly he had kompromat on Trump but now I just actually just think he had videos of Trump going diddy mode and Trump directly ordered him killed
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I used to be like somewhat of a skeptic about Epstein in terms of like how directly he had kompromat on Trump but now I just actually just think he had videos of Trump going diddy mode and Trump directly ordered him killed
A “but her emails” post from Hillary would go super platinum on Bluesky right now
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A “but her emails” post from Hillary would go super platinum on Bluesky right now
Living through a depression would honestly be lowkey chill. Living on a train with my fucking boys. What else am I gonna do? Go to work?
this is a big deal!
*FED'S PERLI: STRONG EVIDENCE BANK RESERVES NO LONGER ABUNDANT
*FED'S PERLI: STRONG EVIDENCE BANK RESERVES NO LONGER ABUNDANT
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Living through a depression would honestly be lowkey chill. Living on a train with my fucking boys. What else am I gonna do? Go to work?
Many such dirtbag left group chats I fear
Trump was acting like a pedophile in private over several emails with another pedophile as a goof. The woke left will never understand comedy
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Many such dirtbag left group chats I fear
The Epstein emails are so fucking funny dude. Genuinely like “Donald trump is not only a pedophile but gross and even I, a pedophile find him repulsive.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Epstein emails are so fucking funny dude. Genuinely like “Donald trump is not only a pedophile but gross and even I, a pedophile find him repulsive.”
I think the line they’re going to walk is “yeah so what Trump fucked some 16 year olds in the 80s” and just pretend that everyone else Epstein knew was doing the *bad* kind of pedophilia
wonder what % of trump supporters are going to walk the “actually pedophilia isn’t that bad” plank for him? i know it’s a cult but one of the core tenants of a huge chunk of that cult was “pedophilia is really bad” so i guess idk
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think the line they’re going to walk is “yeah so what Trump fucked some 16 year olds in the 80s” and just pretend that everyone else Epstein knew was doing the *bad* kind of pedophilia
Looking like this is so fucking crazy
Kristi Noem: "We're not gonna just be in Chicago, we're spreading out to other cities and continuing to do our work. We're not going to give Pritzker any relief from his political rhetoric. We're gonna be in there defending these families."
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Looking like this is so fucking crazy
Tbf I don’t really think they have spacing problems. They’ve gone like 1-14 on good looks from good shooters in the half
They have spacing problems and Cadeau has only been able to shoot against P4 teams from Tobacco Road in his career.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tbf I don’t really think they have spacing problems. They’ve gone like 1-14 on good looks from good shooters in the half
A lot of people will say “oh Dan it’s one basketball game in November you’re being a baby” my favorite teams shouldn’t lose games what’s so hard about that?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A lot of people will say “oh Dan it’s one basketball game in November you’re being a baby” my favorite teams shouldn’t lose games what’s so hard about that?
It shouldn’t happen to my favorite teams because I don’t like it
Surely many national title contenders have lost games like this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It shouldn’t happen to my favorite teams because I don’t like it
I’m very annoyed by this game. National title contenders shouldn’t lose games at home to mediocre teams like this. Very disappointing
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m very annoyed by this game. National title contenders shouldn’t lose games at home to mediocre teams like this. Very disappointing
Just a completely horrendous half of basketball here. This team is talented but currently overrated
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just a completely horrendous half of basketball here. This team is talented but currently overrated
Michigan does not need to run as much as it does
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Michigan does not need to run as much as it does
Me calling my elected representatives
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me calling my elected representatives
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Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
People think the republicans are the opposing team and the democrats are their team when in reality the democrats are the refs
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
People think the republicans are the opposing team and the democrats are their team when in reality the democrats are the refs
Once you come to the understanding that the democrats aren’t bumbling morons and they just don’t care about you at all, things really snap into focus
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Once you come to the understanding that the democrats aren’t bumbling morons and they just don’t care about you at all, things really snap into focus
Nancy Pelosi I’m so sorry I ever badmouthed you
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Nancy Pelosi I’m so sorry I ever badmouthed you