Keegan
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Hoping for a meteor at this point
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In cutting off federal funds to Catholic charities in Texas and threatening to cut off federal funding to Indiana if the state Republicans don't vote the way he wants, Trump has managed to create two of the most explosive, impeachable scandals in presidential history in the last twenty four hours.
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In cutting off federal funds to Catholic charities in Texas and threatening to cut off federal funding to Indiana if the state Republicans don't vote the way he wants, Trump has managed to create two of the most explosive, impeachable scandals in presidential history in the last twenty four hours.
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
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When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
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It takes a special kind of delusion to tell parents to buy their kids fewer toys and pencils while bragging about building a new White House ballroom and gold in the Oval Office.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It takes a special kind of delusion to tell parents to buy their kids fewer toys and pencils while bragging about building a new White House ballroom and gold in the Oval Office.
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
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“thank you governor cox for your insights on public assassinations. now on the subject of secret covered up murders, we turn to our next guest”
Tonight, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox and Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro will share the stage at Washington National Cathedral for a bipartisan discussion on the threat of political violence. NBC's Savannah Guthrie will moderate. I will have coverage of the event tonight from DC on KSL. #utpol
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“thank you governor cox for your insights on public assassinations. now on the subject of secret covered up murders, we turn to our next guest”
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POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
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Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
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When the side piece gets mad the man puts a picture with his wife on Facebook.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When the side piece gets mad the man puts a picture with his wife on Facebook.
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Trump hung up on a ProPublica reporter after being asked whether his Florida mortgages were similar to those of others he had accused of fraud. 🤔
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Trump hung up on a ProPublica reporter after being asked whether his Florida mortgages were similar to those of others he had accused of fraud. 🤔
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I can't help but feel prompted to remind you that CBS goes on the air and starts revealing the NCAA Tournament bracket literally within three minutes of the clock striking 6 p.m. ET 😀
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I can't help but feel prompted to remind you that CBS goes on the air and starts revealing the NCAA Tournament bracket literally within three minutes of the clock striking 6 p.m. ET 😀
Today, December 7th, 2025—a day which will live in infamy—the Atlantic Coast Conference was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the air and ground forces of the Duke Blue Devils.
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Today, December 7th, 2025—a day which will live in infamy—the Atlantic Coast Conference was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the air and ground forces of the Duke Blue Devils.
This. Is. ACC. Football.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This. Is. ACC. Football.
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Shot and chaser
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shot and chaser
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What a terrible idea by DeBoer
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What a terrible idea by DeBoer
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
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LIVE IN THE POD. EAT BUGS. DRIVE A TINY CAR.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
LIVE IN THE POD. EAT BUGS. DRIVE A TINY CAR.
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He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.
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We’re blowing up boats in the Caribbean on the mere suspicion they might have cocaine onboard while every fascist tech CEO is blasted 24/7 on a cocktail of illegal drugs
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We’re blowing up boats in the Caribbean on the mere suspicion they might have cocaine onboard while every fascist tech CEO is blasted 24/7 on a cocktail of illegal drugs