Keegan
@ultimategotea.bsky.social
Jay Jones for US Attorney General
He/him
He/him
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We got an Indiana national championship before "Winds of Winter"
We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
We got an Indiana national championship before "Winds of Winter"
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Mario Cristobal vs. Linear Time
FIGHT
FIGHT
a video game screen shows scorpion and sub-zero fighting each other in round 1
Alt: a video game screen shows scorpion and sub-zero fighting each other in round 1
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Mario Cristobal vs. Linear Time
FIGHT
FIGHT
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This is what American healthcare has come to
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This is what American healthcare has come to
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A giant American flag that covers a full football field costs $6,900 to rent for a game.
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
A giant American flag that covers a full football field costs $6,900 to rent for a game.
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The Space Weather Prediction Center has issued a severe (level 4 of 5) geomagnetic storm watch for Monday night after a coronal mass ejection erupted from the sun Sunday. Similar levels of geomagnetic storming (such as Nov 2025) have produced aurora displays visible from Northern California.
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The Space Weather Prediction Center has issued a severe (level 4 of 5) geomagnetic storm watch for Monday night after a coronal mass ejection erupted from the sun Sunday. Similar levels of geomagnetic storming (such as Nov 2025) have produced aurora displays visible from Northern California.
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if you use doorbell cameras you are a fascist enabler
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
if you use doorbell cameras you are a fascist enabler
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There's no better way to observe MLK Day than to go on the news and insist that the civil rights protesters objecting to police brutality are actually "paid agitators"
Rep. Byron Donalds: "These agitators -- who by the way are paid, folks. America, they are paid to do this kind of mess."
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
There's no better way to observe MLK Day than to go on the news and insist that the civil rights protesters objecting to police brutality are actually "paid agitators"
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FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
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if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
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this is obviously Bari trying to put her finger on the scale again but I appreciate the unintentional distinction between “Americans” and “Republicans” here
Bari Weiss is now infecting the headline writing. Note when a large majority of Americans tells the CBS pollster that they consider the protesters in Minneapolis to be well justified, she goes with only what Republicans—a dwindling number to start with—think.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
this is obviously Bari trying to put her finger on the scale again but I appreciate the unintentional distinction between “Americans” and “Republicans” here
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Spin zone: this is how you know this app has the juice when it comes to sports
The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Spin zone: this is how you know this app has the juice when it comes to sports
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Cig smiled (at the thought of being done with media for 36 hours)!
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Cig smiled (at the thought of being done with media for 36 hours)!
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Both Cristobal and Cignetti were asked what it would mean for their programs if they won the national title.
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Both Cristobal and Cignetti were asked what it would mean for their programs if they won the national title.
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
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This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
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Who knew virtual measurements could be so hilarious
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Who knew virtual measurements could be so hilarious
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i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.
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The Trump pardons (many) are about a million times more explicitly corrupt than anything Bevin did. Bevin got $21,500 at that Baker family fundraiser.
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The Trump pardons (many) are about a million times more explicitly corrupt than anything Bevin did. Bevin got $21,500 at that Baker family fundraiser.
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damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
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I believe speaker Mike Johnson was quoted as saying that ice is doing what it is designed to do...
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I believe speaker Mike Johnson was quoted as saying that ice is doing what it is designed to do...
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if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1