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Keegan
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Hoping for a meteor at this point

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Stumping for Pat Kraft 1, PSU 2!
Official Sickos Committee "I Voted" sticker, featuring the "Sicko" character next to the words "I Voted". The sticker is a relatively high aspect ratio white ellipse on a black background with the "Sicko" character colored black and the words "I Voted" also colored black. The "Sicko" character is a stylized man with bushy eyebrows, face stubble, a large nose and signs of male pattern baldness. He has wrinkles beneath his eyes, which are open towards the nose, and has wrinkles on his forehead. His eyebrows are angled in a "V" shape. He has a smile which is entirely colored in black. He is positioned on the left side of the ellipse, roughly on top of the left focus, facing towards the right. His only visible ear has a detached earlobe. The "I Voted" text is positioned on the right side of the ellipse, roughly centered atop the right focus. It uses a serif font, likely Times New Roman (note: I am not a font guy, don't come at me if it's a different serif font). The "I" part of "I Voted" is positioned above the "Voted" part, the text is formatted with center alignment withing the text box. The photo has not been beveled.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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STOP THE COUNT
Aftyn Behn: 35,286 Matt Van Epps: 27,548
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Person poking the image to the right with a stick, saying "Come on, do something..." Davidson County, TN (home of Nashville) reporting no votes so far
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Has Miller had a single throw like this in a Louisville uniform?
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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"Whaaat, Nvidia had a good earnings ca- OH MY GOODNESS"
Nvidia stock down 2.34%, despite beating earnings expectations
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The first thread on the quoted post has some good examples/insight
Screenshot of a Bluesky reply thread to the post quoted by Micah David: I mean...at that point it's not actually an "indictment"! Being shown to, and voted on by, a grand jury is a defining characteristic for those! Michael Engard: So arguably the judge can’t dismiss the case because there is, technically, no case! The Questionable Authority (OP, lawyer): This is ludicrous, utterly absurd, and quite possibly correct. Nick Fleisher: It's like if a batter drew a walk and went straight to third base. Cheating impulse plus incompetence leading to procedural impasse
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Guy from the Onion "Worst guy you know made a really good point" article
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Profile picture for the X, formerly known as Twitter account Pilgrim
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Murder bird helmet (worn against Auburn in 2015)
White Louisville Cardinals helmet with hyper realistic cardinal bird with glowing green eyes
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Waka waka he he
Headline: Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral race Instagram comment: "He will bring Shakira [sic] Law to NYC"
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Lazy geolocation
Location of where the video was taken, just south of SDF
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Video from the Louisville subreddit
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Louisville oomf with a local pic
Smoke from the Louisville plane crash (pic taken from at least 10 miles out)
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Now I have to brag on my phone's incredible camera*

*(150eq Newtonian not included)
Photo of a (roughly) half moon that is colored red due to being low in the sky Moon partially obscured by Earth's shadow before a total lunar eclipse
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Picture attached to tweet showing a partial solar eclipse with an obviously edited, fully lit up moon occluding most of the sun. Caption reads "surprisingly good results from my samsung s23" (a phone that, on release, upscaled photos of the moon to hide the fact its claimed 100x zoom wasn't that good)
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Same place I took this picture
Photo of L&N Stadium, showing a field storm after Louisville beat #10 Notre Dame by 2 scores
October 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Reddit post that reads "Feels like Pitt has scored all of our points and we've scored all of pits points"
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Netflix marketers cooking up uniquely awful release schedules for every single anime they license:
Scientist wearing safety goggles holding a test tube with a green solution it it
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Context for those not in the know
A brisket drier than the Sahara, with an inexplicable yellow band around the outer edge of the cross section.
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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"He wants to use NYPD to arrest Netanyahu!"

63% of New Yorkers:
Tennis ball with a face screaming "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
July 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Toledo would sweep the SEC
Toledo wins at Mississippi State 41 to 17 in 2024
July 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I cooked
Text from 9 May, 2024: "The worst thing about UK Labour receiving the mandate of heaven is Keir Starmer will be PM"
July 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Picture of dates (the fruit)
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Rupert Murdoch, for some reason
Lyrics from Kendrick Lamar's 'Euphoria' "It's always been about love and hate, now let me say I'm the biggest hater I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct We hate the bitches you fuck, 'cause they confuse themself with real women And notice, I said "we, " it's not just me, I'm what the culture feelin'"
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I know this doesn't count, but it's still so goddamn funny
SERIES HISTORY BETWEEN VANDERBILT AND TEXAS IN FOOTBALL: Vanderbilt 8-1-4 Texas
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM