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I'm gonna go sit in a tub and contemplate.
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Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Radioactive shrimp...isn't that how Godzilla started?
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Drop something robotic 🤖
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Over the weekend, I turned on my Xbox 360.
August 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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pornhub comments featuring celebs: thread
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
August 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Me: You have the voice of an angle.

Her: You mean angel.

Me: No. it’s sharp, like an angle.
August 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Today, I saw Tabatha Takes Over and dreamt about an earthquake.
(Not in that order)
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I’m 20 followers away from the “k.” In all my years of art socials I’ve never had a “k” next to my follower count, so if you happen to like my art and want to see more give me a share and follow! #art
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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There is nothing more American than sliders and monetized films of car accidents.
Food reviewers NinaUnrated and Patrick Blackwood were involved in a crash while filming.
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sometimes, I sit and think, "Did I leave my glasses somewhere where the direct sunlight will refract to a single point and burn down my apartment?"
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Netflix and unresolved sexual tension, anyone?
August 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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she'll be coming round the mountain when she WHAT???
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Amazing things happening on the Fortnite subreddit
August 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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a list of progress bars is called a shitload
August 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
All i remember is my sister, going through a phase.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Only one has a confirmed date 🥲
August 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I’m not evil but I will occasionally convince a 16-year old Denny’s hostess that the plural for booth is beeth
August 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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did the blair witch ever finish her project
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM