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Make it weird. 🏳️‍🌈💀🛹 🦇
Boutique alt streetwear.

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Rodeo Punk Parade @rodeopunkparade.com · Nov 28
🚨 NEW FRIENDS! 🚨
Important Rodeo Punk lore alert:

Welcome to our little boutique shop where we make it weird, with alt apparel designed by two goblins & their lazybones boss, Siouxsie, on a side quest to make an awesome streetwear brand that doesn't take itself, or anything, too seriously. 🙃
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The biggest and most wonderful gift we received this year was your support.
Thank you for letting us into your lives, wearing us on your backs, and being our friends. Happy holidays, street rats! We love you.

- Siouxsie and the goblins
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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It's me, I'm the gay. 🎁
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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#MutantFam

Happy Christmas to all who celebrate!
a woman looking out a window with christmas decorations
ALT: a woman looking out a window with christmas decorations
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December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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If you need a bit of background noise today
Bob’s Burgers Christmas Episode guide
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you all.
🤘
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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"A candy cane for my
Ba-bum-bum-bum-bum" 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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hell yeah, merry christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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don’t forget to leave out coochie and milk for santa tn
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A promotional photo from the 90s featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mickey Mouse decorating a Christmas tree. The photo was created to promote appearances by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at Disney-MGM Studios (now Hollywood Studios) in Florida.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Merry Chrimmas!!
A cat ghost from Sabrina The Teenage Witch saying "boo."
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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The biggest and most wonderful gift we received this year was your support.
Thank you for letting us into your lives, wearing us on your backs, and being our friends. Happy holidays, street rats! We love you.

- Siouxsie and the goblins
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Meme. Top: Ian McKellen as Gandalf smiling. To left is “Merry Christmas.” Bottom: Ian McKellen as Gandalf with a weary scowl. To the left is “Pippin Christmas.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Happy Holidays! 🎄🥂
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Picture of Santa looking at a list with the caption "is this asshole serious? The fuck am I supposed to find a "truckload of bitches?""
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Father of Ultra, the Top Commander of the Inter Galactic Defense Force, who is also a giant Santa Claus, pointing at Ultraman and a Kaiju monster
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Watch out for burglars
Santa Claus being arrested
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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seen some shit eyes
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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4 panel comic, showing a dominatrix with a whip saying "are you a naughty boy?" A man in a bed smiles and says "yes." The dominatrix removes her face/mask to reveal they are Santa Claus underneath, responding "I fucking thought so."
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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A dog with a Santa toy and that same dog EXTREMELY HAPPY on Santa's lap. "My dog's favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him"
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Queen Victoria:
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I’m not having enough sex and I think that’s a problem
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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All powerful, almighty Santa. Please, kill all of my enemies with all your reindeer
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Remember, friends
It's not water boarding if you use Mountain Dew Baja Blast
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM