a big pretty Lizard
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a dumpy budgie // party mom // do not ask me about the Orb
goose is in melbourne “for work”
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
goose is in melbourne “for work”
later she flicked poop on my face
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
later she flicked poop on my face
can’t get into your brother’s cage to eat his food? why not try Desperately Chewing at the Exposed Lining!
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
can’t get into your brother’s cage to eat his food? why not try Desperately Chewing at the Exposed Lining!
its okay if u dont want to talk to anyone at the party ✨
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
its okay if u dont want to talk to anyone at the party ✨
does anyone want to see bugonia with me goose doesnt wanna go and im gonna be by myself for 3 days while he’s in melb
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
does anyone want to see bugonia with me goose doesnt wanna go and im gonna be by myself for 3 days while he’s in melb
idk about you but i personally love mouth breathing. ppl who breath via their nose are simply missing out on those yummy added Air Nutrients
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
idk about you but i personally love mouth breathing. ppl who breath via their nose are simply missing out on those yummy added Air Nutrients
recently applied for some other jobs but outright refuse to accept calls from unknown numbers? that’s me
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
recently applied for some other jobs but outright refuse to accept calls from unknown numbers? that’s me
psych: Have you considered… AuDHD
me: bitch lol u dont need to tell me i just hate the medicalized badge/label dichotomy
me: bitch lol u dont need to tell me i just hate the medicalized badge/label dichotomy
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
psych: Have you considered… AuDHD
me: bitch lol u dont need to tell me i just hate the medicalized badge/label dichotomy
me: bitch lol u dont need to tell me i just hate the medicalized badge/label dichotomy
wow same
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
wow same
baby wants hecs discount pls
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
baby wants hecs discount pls
she’s feeling the camera today
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
she’s feeling the camera today
still infuriates me that we pay domestic GST for online orders of secondhand goods, located overseas
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
still infuriates me that we pay domestic GST for online orders of secondhand goods, located overseas
where did all these bird likers come from suddenly??? anyway here’s your daily mandated cup content
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
where did all these bird likers come from suddenly??? anyway here’s your daily mandated cup content
julep is more socmed averse. she recently switched all her displays to greyscale which is very fitting
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
julep is more socmed averse. she recently switched all her displays to greyscale which is very fitting
clearly i need to Post More Bird. as if that wasnt my sole purpose online already
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
clearly i need to Post More Bird. as if that wasnt my sole purpose online already
it’s his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
it’s his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!
hollering ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET at the steps of parliament house
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
hollering ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET at the steps of parliament house
my heart it yearns
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
my heart it yearns
finally snuck in a nephew selfie
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
finally snuck in a nephew selfie
thinking about quitting my job, just for the 700th time this year
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
thinking about quitting my job, just for the 700th time this year
rude that the super expensive conference beginning tomorrow, that I wanted to attend but not pay for,, has not yet invited me to attend for free
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
rude that the super expensive conference beginning tomorrow, that I wanted to attend but not pay for,, has not yet invited me to attend for free
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environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
environmental storytelling
i’d like house more if they didnt restrain the bird by its feet, that’s really dangerous & also there was no disclaimer no animals were harmed so hmmmmmmm no thanks
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
i’d like house more if they didnt restrain the bird by its feet, that’s really dangerous & also there was no disclaimer no animals were harmed so hmmmmmmm no thanks
i already ate chips today but i’d do it again, & i could do it again right now if i had more chips
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i already ate chips today but i’d do it again, & i could do it again right now if i had more chips
i hope catman got to marvel stadium ok
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i hope catman got to marvel stadium ok