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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️
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Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes,
& expletives. Rock on man.
Pinned
READING
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Almost poked him in the eye with my thumb there.

My apologies.
I mean if it was just a J to begin with I don’t see any particular reason NOT to read between the lines and follow along with popular culture here.

Steps:

1) don’t over react or
2) be sensitive about it

The guidelines see pretty sensible, just likely hard to follow.
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
News, not particularly if my cursory glance of historical trends bears any relevance.

Ugly? I suppose this type of takeaway is in the eye of the beholder.

This invites its own flavour of type two hilarity as well, that is, if you just let it merry for a hot second.

Anyway.
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It’s always interesting how The JAJM Annual Meetup, Bake Off, and Cosplay County festival may start off with the best of intentions and mostly ends up being Crazy Shaming For Feelings and Impressing Those One Relates To.

Could be worse it’s always more of

“Who didn’t invite me?” and so on.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The demands of vocation now compel me, as I have already cleansed the stain of existence in a prior quadrant.
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
*boopers*
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Word.
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Exit con gusto here we go in

3

2
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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I put on my batik shirt and frolicked over to Warwick today to talk about my book.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
READING

*British orator tone*

J words… J words…

OH. John.

Bugger. Is that CANdy or the loo?
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I’ve been hit.

Pillow sore.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just another day at the hot dog factory.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Inches, and yet the night is young.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Gentlemen.

I believe I’ve found one.

open.spotify.com/track/47MiB7...
All I Say
open.spotify.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Fog train.

so sick.
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 AM
As for the act of “just being myself” during professional networking events it

a) doesn’t work and this is because of confusion from
b) I can be big and scary looking sometimes

So. Riffing with the former thought train in practical joke terms …
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I’ll have to scan though and find some new tunes eventually but!

Tonight I was currently busy hammering complimentary Bahn Mi’s and making small talk.

Valhalla Quelque Jour.

open.spotify.com/track/7JDVIN...
Galala - Made In TLV Remix
open.spotify.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Post networking event diet honk chronicles
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Saying “u wanna talk about calculus” to an unsuspecting attendee or keynote is not the commercial equivalent to the steamy chapters of one Bill Shakespeare.

Other note: this did not happen, as it is the point my alt.
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At least we can suggest in 2026 that the recursive invocation of periodicity to bolster repetition in problems like long division may actually… work

For domains of mathematical integrity.

open.spotify.com/track/0eKOv4...
London1790
open.spotify.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Excellent.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM