The Gringo (he/him)
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
The gruff but kindly ogre who smells of skunk and hands out side quests.
Minneapolis strong.
Minneapolis strong.
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Dinner bell for billionaires:
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dinner bell for billionaires:
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
#NowWatching: FINALLY getting started on this, I'm excited!
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February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
#NowWatching: FINALLY getting started on this, I'm excited!
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THE ASSIGNMENT: I asked @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social to bring me back a treat from the mercado.
Nailed it!
#Nugs
Nailed it!
#Nugs
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
THE ASSIGNMENT: I asked @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social to bring me back a treat from the mercado.
Nailed it!
#Nugs
Nailed it!
#Nugs
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Shitposting! Julie Newmar
Butch Cassidy and the Shitpost Kid
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Shitpost
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Shitposting! Julie Newmar
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🧊 is changing tactics, running intel ops & foregoing cosplaying militants to blend in. They're pretending to be a community member & ask for info about resistance groups & who they can talk to.
Loose lips sink ships. If anyone you don't know asks for info, tell them you don't know.
#Resist
Loose lips sink ships. If anyone you don't know asks for info, tell them you don't know.
#Resist
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
🧊 is changing tactics, running intel ops & foregoing cosplaying militants to blend in. They're pretending to be a community member & ask for info about resistance groups & who they can talk to.
Loose lips sink ships. If anyone you don't know asks for info, tell them you don't know.
#Resist
Loose lips sink ships. If anyone you don't know asks for info, tell them you don't know.
#Resist
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As the child of 2 parents that immigrated to this country, I support this 1000%
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
As the child of 2 parents that immigrated to this country, I support this 1000%
Look I'd rather be talking about obscure jazz and complaining about the weather too, but until the billionaire pedophiles are locked up and the brownshirts are tf out of my backyard... 🤷♂️
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Look I'd rather be talking about obscure jazz and complaining about the weather too, but until the billionaire pedophiles are locked up and the brownshirts are tf out of my backyard... 🤷♂️
Hey everybody in the world, remember saying just a couple days ago, "I wish SCTV were streaming?"
WELL...
WELL...
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hey everybody in the world, remember saying just a couple days ago, "I wish SCTV were streaming?"
WELL...
WELL...
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Everything’s wrong so hit the bong.
IDK, I’m fucking exhausted.
IDK, I’m fucking exhausted.
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Everything’s wrong so hit the bong.
IDK, I’m fucking exhausted.
IDK, I’m fucking exhausted.
Everyone's titillated at all the new info confirming everything we already suspected while expecting something's going to happen. It's not. These are open secrets for decades among the world's most powerful people. And now the entirety of law enforcement is compromised. They don't care we know. 🤷♂️
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Everyone's titillated at all the new info confirming everything we already suspected while expecting something's going to happen. It's not. These are open secrets for decades among the world's most powerful people. And now the entirety of law enforcement is compromised. They don't care we know. 🤷♂️
describe your bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
describe your bluesky account in a single image
Sometimes I like to think about what Americans in the other timelines are up to; my favorite is the one that got President Bernie and now everybody has socialized healthcare and UBI. I also wonder if Americans in the other timelines think about those of us who ended up with pedophile-driven fascism.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Sometimes I like to think about what Americans in the other timelines are up to; my favorite is the one that got President Bernie and now everybody has socialized healthcare and UBI. I also wonder if Americans in the other timelines think about those of us who ended up with pedophile-driven fascism.
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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I often repost these just because I love them, but watch this one.
I’m serious. Do me a favor and watch this one.
I’m serious. Do me a favor and watch this one.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I often repost these just because I love them, but watch this one.
I’m serious. Do me a favor and watch this one.
I’m serious. Do me a favor and watch this one.
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January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
#NowSpinning: Took a shower and shaved so the bad guys don't win; playing Killers just because I know it sounds good. They became my favorite band of the oughts when I got meh on Counting Crows. I still like the Crows but they remind me of my 2nd divorce. 🤷♂️
#VinylSky #MusicSky #TheKillers #HotFux
#VinylSky #MusicSky #TheKillers #HotFux
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
#NowSpinning: Took a shower and shaved so the bad guys don't win; playing Killers just because I know it sounds good. They became my favorite band of the oughts when I got meh on Counting Crows. I still like the Crows but they remind me of my 2nd divorce. 🤷♂️
#VinylSky #MusicSky #TheKillers #HotFux
#VinylSky #MusicSky #TheKillers #HotFux
I don't know how many years I've got left roaming this plane of existence, but I'm not going to spend a second of it trying to understand the perspective of or make peace with anybody who's claimed themselves Republicans in the last decade. Every one of them is dead to me.
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I don't know how many years I've got left roaming this plane of existence, but I'm not going to spend a second of it trying to understand the perspective of or make peace with anybody who's claimed themselves Republicans in the last decade. Every one of them is dead to me.
using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
So these Bluesky motherfuckers...
By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
So these Bluesky motherfuckers...
Reup in progress, got some Blueberry Pancakes, Strawberry Cough, Miracle Alien Cookies, and Tangerine Dream incoming. In retrospect, shopping for weed when hungry is even worse than going to the grocery store with the weed munchies.
#WeedSky
#WeedSky
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Reup in progress, got some Blueberry Pancakes, Strawberry Cough, Miracle Alien Cookies, and Tangerine Dream incoming. In retrospect, shopping for weed when hungry is even worse than going to the grocery store with the weed munchies.
#WeedSky
#WeedSky
#NowSpinning: I can't motivate to get into anything today, including music. Leslie's gonna give me a little more time to get it together.
#VinylSky #MusicSky #BlindAl
#VinylSky #MusicSky #BlindAl
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
#NowSpinning: I can't motivate to get into anything today, including music. Leslie's gonna give me a little more time to get it together.
#VinylSky #MusicSky #BlindAl
#VinylSky #MusicSky #BlindAl
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Free game for those who need it - pass it on.
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Free game for those who need it - pass it on.
#NowSpinning: Here's where we're getting things started today. Where are we going next? No fucking idea.
#Matumbi #PointOfView
#Matumbi #PointOfView
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
#NowSpinning: Here's where we're getting things started today. Where are we going next? No fucking idea.
#Matumbi #PointOfView
#Matumbi #PointOfView
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do you ever get so annoyed about something you have to make a whole craft about it
because my water bottle rolling around my car was making me literally insane so i braided her a leash
because my water bottle rolling around my car was making me literally insane so i braided her a leash
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
do you ever get so annoyed about something you have to make a whole craft about it
because my water bottle rolling around my car was making me literally insane so i braided her a leash
because my water bottle rolling around my car was making me literally insane so i braided her a leash