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elgringofeo.bsky.social
Stoner Santa
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
(Formerly The Gringo)

Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky!

St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.
#NowPlaying: This morning's fun-to-play-high game, determined by strain Jack Herer, is Disney's Dreamlight Valley. YUUUUUP! It's a combo of The Sims and Stardew Valley, with an overbearing dose of commercialism. Still, fun to wander around and swear because I can't fish right.

#GameSky #WeedSky
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's just not #Christmas until Santa whips out his Magic Organ. Today's honoree is @bside.foo , one of those folks you just know would be fun to get high with.

#XmasSky #CarolSky #MagicOrgan
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to my fellow drugs aficionado @bside.foo . (But the season's greetings applies TO YOU ALL!)

#XmasSky
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
#NowSpinning: Today's carols, dedicated to @lizzylizumab.bsky.social . Will disco ever die? Not if I don't let it!

#XmasSky #CarolSky #DiscoSky
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Too soon for Xmas? Stoner Santa doesn't care about that! Or whether you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie! Today's #StonerSantaShoutout is to our pal and favorite Muppet advocate @lizzylizumab.bsky.social .
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Donald's spider has a weed habit to support. (Yes this is original Josh Werner art try not to let envy consume you.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary, about green energy sources we're too lazy to implement. Yay, humans!

#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HowToPowerACity #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Today's too-early-for-carols dedication goes out to @rrwscott.bsky.social . It's Roger Whittaker's best, which doesn't mean it's good, just his best.

#Vinyl #Christmas #CarolSky
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Too early for holiday greetings? Stoner Santa doesn't think so. Today's shoutout is to our friend @rrwscott.bsky.social ! (But you're all welcome to avail yourself of the good cheer!)
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
#NowSpinning: Time for the love ballad "Too Drunk to Fuck." Ah, takes me back to my second wedding...

#VinylSky #Vinyl #Punk #PunkSky #DeadKennedys #GiveMeConvenience
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#NowSpinning: 2 artists I plan on getting into on vinyl next year: Nina Simone & Ravi Shankar. I have an album by Ravi's drummer, but naught by Ravi. @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social snagged this from the library. If you're not getting high to sitar music, wtf are you even doing?

#MusicSky #SitarSky
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#CheapVinylHacks Issue 8: Hey bristly, you brush your teeth, how come you don’t brush your rekkids? A goat- or horse-hair record brush will clean deep into those grooves, and a decent one only costs $20. Use it before each spin! (And after snacks.)

#Vinyl #VinylSky
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.

#MovieSky #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gets even better, this is the record store owner. You know this mfka has a flux capacitor if I ever need to go back to the future.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Today I have to say goodbye to this clown baby, one of my best friends for the past 15 years. She's been the most difficult dog I've shared space with; she was returned to the shelter twice before I adopted her. But I love her troubled soul dearly and she'll be missed.

#DogSky #Goodbyes
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
#NowWatching: Ooooh shit this is gonna be an emotional ride... 🎢

#MarcMaron #LynnShelton #AreWeGood
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
#NowWatching: Bout to see what the great reviews are about...

#MovieSky #FilmSky #OneBattleAfterAnother
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary. Thanks to @soundzofblackness.bsky.social for the reminder to keep it on my radar!

#Documentary #DocumentarySky #Biography #BiographySky #EddieMurphy
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“The fuck is that?”

This horse makes a cameo in some of my record shots. I don’t particularly care for horses, but my grandfather adored them.

He painted/fired this during a ceramics class he and Grandma took. Grandpa passed when I was 19, but he was the most positive male influence in my life…
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#NowSpinning: This is my favorite Frank Sinatra album. Frank works magic with Nelson Riddle's orchestra backing him, and it's a great one to bring out the warmth in your stereo setup.

#JazzSky #SwingSky #MusicSky #FrankSinatra
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary. Historical, current, evergreen. Authoritarianism!

#Documentary #DocumentarySky #GeorgeOrwell #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
#NowSpinning: Hey, didja know the library loans CDs? I mean, I kinda did, but thankfully @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social has the follow-through to actually grab a couple for me. Perfect choices, I couldn't have done better.

#CDSky #CD #EvilShinyDisc #WorldMusic #Mali #Nigeria
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM