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elgringofeo.bsky.social
Stoner Santa
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
(Formerly The Gringo)

Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky!

St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.
I'm really liking it. A distributor in Cali was dumping a half-pound of surplus Jack for $80, so needless to say now I have several jars full. I've been mixing that in with the backyard homegrown bounty for my daily dogwalking joints, I come home nice and fucked up.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This came outta nowhere for me, I couldn't be more excited. Next week's documentaries are SORTED.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We don't want to limit the energy flow.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Awwwwww yeah!!! Happy weekend!
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My broke ass can't afford to buy tickets and not use them due to guilt, but I have some very strong "don't go" energy...

But if I score free tickets to something.... oh, there's a show that's gonna get missed.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Impeachment is the least of it. All of the family assets (and accomplices who profited from insider trading or political position) should be seized and distributed in equal shares to US residents.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There are no unexplored corners, this is a big circular room my dude. But I'm 100% on board with the army of monkeys plan, that would come in handy for so many holiday opportunities.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The OP was only one sentence...
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can't believe the world's richest man also has the world's most fragile ego.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pop Rocks.
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Good, arrest them both and lock them up. Let's get this whole empire crumbling!
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Puff puff pass my dude!
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That's a follow...
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Have you tried the new tamarind anxiety? So tingly!
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don't fall for the cash grab. There are so many other cash grabs waiting for that money.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I agree--going easy on these people who don't understand basic empathy in the first place is what got us where we are today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And you know that's exactly what the Dems are going to do. All the Republicans will be appealing for mercy saying "We were held hostage by fear" and the Dems will say, "Aww, that's all right, we just need to come together as a nation and it'll be OK." And then the next wave of evil builds...
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It was the mobile city for me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oooh, this one's now on my radar...
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ohhhhh looks like we've got another fan of the weird shit that Brian posts... 😀
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM