🏳️⚧️ jade hoodiewench 🏳️⚧️
@hoodiewife.bsky.social
she/her | "fastest hands in toronto" | aspiring luthiery nerd | professional idiot | dont flirt with me if i dont know you | dm for discord/signal
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if this is god's plan i think she should try just winging it next time
date idea we go to pet smart and buy a collar for your dog who is not a human woman
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
date idea we go to pet smart and buy a collar for your dog who is not a human woman
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"sorry, i tried to buy cantonese oranges but they only had mandarin" - @plantthief.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"sorry, i tried to buy cantonese oranges but they only had mandarin" - @plantthief.bsky.social
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[instagram fitness influencer voice] okay everyone it's CARDIO DAY!!! let's get our shoes on and grab our wallet because it's time to run to the bank to withdraw everything right now!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
[instagram fitness influencer voice] okay everyone it's CARDIO DAY!!! let's get our shoes on and grab our wallet because it's time to run to the bank to withdraw everything right now!!!!
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Doing this two days before TDoR is particularly vile.
Alberta invokes notwithstanding clause on trio of transgender laws
The Alberta government has invoked the Charter’s notwithstanding clause for the second time in less than a month in this case to protect from legal challenge a trio of laws affecting transgender youth...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Doing this two days before TDoR is particularly vile.
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
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November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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Really back in my illustration era
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Really back in my illustration era
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yes i’m doing a magical girl transformation right now it’s just glacially slow and culminates in me dying of old age
June 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
yes i’m doing a magical girl transformation right now it’s just glacially slow and culminates in me dying of old age
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this is transmogrification
this is transcendentalism
this is transmagicalism
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this is transmogrification
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imagining a better world where i'm kissing my wife
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
imagining a better world where i'm kissing my wife
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You’d think if you stopped the coyote from looking down, he could stay in the air. But his feet would eventually register the lack of ground. The real solution is the complete elimination of all sensory input. Then he could levitate indefinitely… not that worldly desires would matter to him anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You’d think if you stopped the coyote from looking down, he could stay in the air. But his feet would eventually register the lack of ground. The real solution is the complete elimination of all sensory input. Then he could levitate indefinitely… not that worldly desires would matter to him anymore.
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The "that" in "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" is playing League of Legends.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The "that" in "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" is playing League of Legends.
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
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not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
trying to fall asleep but giggling imagining a french canadian saying bt dubs
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
trying to fall asleep but giggling imagining a french canadian saying bt dubs
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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If u care about better cities for people in Ontario Canada, please pay attention to what Premier Ford is doing. Not only would his new bill block cities from building bike-lanes if they touch car lanes, he’s talking about imposing his own street standards & standardized official plans in EVERY city.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If u care about better cities for people in Ontario Canada, please pay attention to what Premier Ford is doing. Not only would his new bill block cities from building bike-lanes if they touch car lanes, he’s talking about imposing his own street standards & standardized official plans in EVERY city.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
rootin tootin cowgirl smoochin
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
rootin tootin cowgirl smoochin