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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Merry Thiccmiss
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I made this quiz 6 years ago - Who said it? Jordan Peterson or Ignatius J. Reilly?
Who said it? Jordan B. Peterson or Ignatius J. Reilly
docs.google.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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the food looks unappetizing too
That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Elliott Erwitt, 1988
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Incredible things are happening in Richmond, Virginia y’all.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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SNL Digital Short (Series, 2005 - 2012)
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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*FED CUTS 25BPS. SEES SOFTENING LABOR CONDITIONS IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HEADCOACHING
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Was he stabbed or did he just run into his own knife

(I hope he's okay)
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Ah I see you’re admiring my Criterion collection
October 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The screech of a 2400BPS modem. I watched start up CDs glitter in the dark. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Live from "war ravaged" Portland
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM