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realizing my diversified crypto portfolio isn’t the uncorrelated asset class i thought it was
classic case where "whoever runs the ball better wins" is a fallacy. michigan was killing it on the ground early, but couldn't get in the end zone. OSU was throwing it all over, went ahead, and *now* they run all second half because the game was already won
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
classic case where "whoever runs the ball better wins" is a fallacy. michigan was killing it on the ground early, but couldn't get in the end zone. OSU was throwing it all over, went ahead, and *now* they run all second half because the game was already won
this game was over when michigan threw that stupid fade pass after 2 predicable runs and settled for another fg
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
this game was over when michigan threw that stupid fade pass after 2 predicable runs and settled for another fg
lol he’s down easy before the goal line what is this did the head butt ref make the call
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
lol he’s down easy before the goal line what is this did the head butt ref make the call
yelling Major Applewhite and Colt McCoy at my brother’s dog to see if he gets excited
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
yelling Major Applewhite and Colt McCoy at my brother’s dog to see if he gets excited
last few weeks we've been seeing (new) dispersion within the AI complex. but it's actually causing *more* volatile moves. people probs aren't going to reduce overall AI exposure (yet); they are going to play hot potato, trying to land on the right one.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
last few weeks we've been seeing (new) dispersion within the AI complex. but it's actually causing *more* volatile moves. people probs aren't going to reduce overall AI exposure (yet); they are going to play hot potato, trying to land on the right one.
thought last week the increased vol, widening daily ranges, and AI trashing were sending markets into bear territory. but have to say GOOGL stepping up to cushion the AI blow and dovish fed speak has made that stance look silly
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thought last week the increased vol, widening daily ranges, and AI trashing were sending markets into bear territory. but have to say GOOGL stepping up to cushion the AI blow and dovish fed speak has made that stance look silly
this is the craziest thing I’ve seen on an nfl field since Bubby Brister won a playoff game
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this is the craziest thing I’ve seen on an nfl field since Bubby Brister won a playoff game
everyone's favorite thanksgiving tradition has begun: mom correcting the announcer's grammar. RIP tom brady
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
everyone's favorite thanksgiving tradition has begun: mom correcting the announcer's grammar. RIP tom brady
hydrating the night before tomorrow’s feast
a man in a suit is drinking water from a bottle that says ' aquafina ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit is drinking water from a bottle that says ' aquafina ' on it
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November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hydrating the night before tomorrow’s feast
Bayern will have Musiala, Davies, and Diaz back at the end of the season. they should be semi finalists if the first 2 regain their full fitness and form
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Bayern will have Musiala, Davies, and Diaz back at the end of the season. they should be semi finalists if the first 2 regain their full fitness and form
Liverpool are getting smoked again?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Liverpool are getting smoked again?!
was not expecting Neuer to enter my screen that early lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
was not expecting Neuer to enter my screen that early lol
1st half observations. Merino dropping deep to act as provider continues to confuse opponents. Eze needs to get on the ball more. Myles out of position twice (and cost the first goal). we’ve been going long a lot from Raya. makes more sense now that Madueke is on for Trossard (more pace)
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
1st half observations. Merino dropping deep to act as provider continues to confuse opponents. Eze needs to get on the ball more. Myles out of position twice (and cost the first goal). we’ve been going long a lot from Raya. makes more sense now that Madueke is on for Trossard (more pace)
first thing mom says to me is “what do you know about this blackrock buying up all these homes”
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
first thing mom says to me is “what do you know about this blackrock buying up all these homes”
saw a video of max dowman’s goal against Bayern in the U19s and omg
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
saw a video of max dowman’s goal against Bayern in the U19s and omg
if the market is gonna make me do those burpees, it better get the VX board super low and flat into Jan settlement for another go at the boom trade
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if the market is gonna make me do those burpees, it better get the VX board super low and flat into Jan settlement for another go at the boom trade
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Muriel Bowser, who helped make DC the vibrant city it is, kept the Capitals and Wizards from leaving, lured back the Commanders, navigated Trump's attacks and offered steady leadership in turbulent times, opts not to run for a fourth term. @campbellnyt.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser Says She Won’t Run for a Fourth Term
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November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Muriel Bowser, who helped make DC the vibrant city it is, kept the Capitals and Wizards from leaving, lured back the Commanders, navigated Trump's attacks and offered steady leadership in turbulent times, opts not to run for a fourth term. @campbellnyt.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
i paid 4.29 for a 16oz bottle of water at union station and trump as about it make hassett chair
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i paid 4.29 for a 16oz bottle of water at union station and trump as about it make hassett chair
don’t really follow college football as much, but the reason I’ve always disliked notre dame is they’ve never joined a conference. so they avoid ohio state or georgia and a conference championship game. plus beano cook said ron paulus will win 2 heismans so I also dislike them for that
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
don’t really follow college football as much, but the reason I’ve always disliked notre dame is they’ve never joined a conference. so they avoid ohio state or georgia and a conference championship game. plus beano cook said ron paulus will win 2 heismans so I also dislike them for that
it’s going to be such a different game for Chelsea on the weekend. Barca are probably the least disciplined team in Europe. Arsenal the most.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
it’s going to be such a different game for Chelsea on the weekend. Barca are probably the least disciplined team in Europe. Arsenal the most.
the next round of champions league games kickoff in 30 minutes
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the next round of champions league games kickoff in 30 minutes
we've had some dovish speak recently, tipping the sales for a december cut. this has also pushed long end rates down. combined with the "maybe we don't need all those chips" it's violently pushed the rotations back to "real world" economy
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
we've had some dovish speak recently, tipping the sales for a december cut. this has also pushed long end rates down. combined with the "maybe we don't need all those chips" it's violently pushed the rotations back to "real world" economy
GOOGL goes red, ORCL 10 off the low
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
GOOGL goes red, ORCL 10 off the low