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markets // late 90s, early 00s reference maker // Arsenal FC
📍DC
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today I feel grifter
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
today I feel grifter
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
me applying to be the west coast editor of vanity fair
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
me applying to be the west coast editor of vanity fair
on the other site ahead of the last euros and world cup i wrote massive previews on the top ~15 nations and maybe i’ll do it again next summer. here’s what I wrote about Spain (who won the euros in ‘24). judging by the metrics, no one cares that is did this lol
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
on the other site ahead of the last euros and world cup i wrote massive previews on the top ~15 nations and maybe i’ll do it again next summer. here’s what I wrote about Spain (who won the euros in ‘24). judging by the metrics, no one cares that is did this lol
people will buy the dip ray. they’ll buy it on their phones. many won’t even realize why they’re doing it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
people will buy the dip ray. they’ll buy it on their phones. many won’t even realize why they’re doing it.
here it is losers what you’ve all been waiting for
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
here it is losers what you’ve all been waiting for
stocks to the labor market data
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
stocks to the labor market data
only once in last decade has nat has been able to get going above $5 (when Russia invaded Ukraine) (also, if you trade this commodity you’re a crazy person)
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
only once in last decade has nat has been able to get going above $5 (when Russia invaded Ukraine) (also, if you trade this commodity you’re a crazy person)
this is so crazy do you realize how crazy this is
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
this is so crazy do you realize how crazy this is
the next round of champions league games kickoff in 30 minutes
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the next round of champions league games kickoff in 30 minutes
higher prices to sell into?
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
higher prices to sell into?
“what is the market going to do today”
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“what is the market going to do today”
“it’s only the 3rd inning”
ok but Pedro just retired the side on 5 pitches
ok but Pedro just retired the side on 5 pitches
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“it’s only the 3rd inning”
ok but Pedro just retired the side on 5 pitches
ok but Pedro just retired the side on 5 pitches
trying to understand markets today
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
trying to understand markets today