tyler
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(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
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I think the key to American culture and the American economy is that Americans have a deep need to be catered to by service workers that they feel free to abuse.
They'll give up a lot of other goods to keep that.
They'll give up a lot of other goods to keep that.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think the key to American culture and the American economy is that Americans have a deep need to be catered to by service workers that they feel free to abuse.
They'll give up a lot of other goods to keep that.
They'll give up a lot of other goods to keep that.
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the fae were always after my children
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the fae were always after my children
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jesus christ
September 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
jesus christ
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the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place
me ten years ago: these are temples (derogatory)
me now: these are temples (laudatory)
me now: these are temples (laudatory)
To the extent that we have a civic religion, this is actual blasphemy, and we need a Jesus fucking up the moneylenders plying their wares in our temples of democracy.
WTAF.
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
me ten years ago: these are temples (derogatory)
me now: these are temples (laudatory)
me now: these are temples (laudatory)
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[evopsych voice] all men are brothers
two kittens in the same litter have more genetic diversity than two random human beings
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
[evopsych voice] all men are brothers
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making college free as a means to harness educational polarization
Latinas might snap back to the Democrats. Particularly as more Latinas go to college. But working-class men without degrees are a staple of the modern right-wing coalition across the globe. Latino men are one of the groups least likely to have a college degree.
September 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
making college free as a means to harness educational polarization
trials aren’t enough
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation.
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
September 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
trials aren’t enough
babbitt should be in an unmarked grave
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
babbitt should be in an unmarked grave
get ralph’s name outta your mouth
Opinion: For those used to her softer sensibilities, Taylor Swift’s current lifestyle is giving Maga energy. It’s brazen, proud and 10-carat garish. It’s Ralph Lauren and USA. on.ft.com/3UR0ISe
August 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
get ralph’s name outta your mouth
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I know a bunch of people think this is ableist somehow or something, but a lot of this is partially because we made it socially unacceptable to shame someone for acting like a dumbshit.
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I know a bunch of people think this is ableist somehow or something, but a lot of this is partially because we made it socially unacceptable to shame someone for acting like a dumbshit.
up the wolves
Justice Sotomayor suggests—implausibly—that justices somehow have a vested property interest in their office. Yet another reason why relying on judges to be reformers is an absolute disaster.
August 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
up the wolves
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“why are all of these columns free text” is a question that will always be answered with something irritating
August 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“why are all of these columns free text” is a question that will always be answered with something irritating
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the only compromise i could tolerate is state/county democrats doing charity aid but everything is labeled, top to bottom, in democrat slogans, branding and it is treated as such.
July 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the only compromise i could tolerate is state/county democrats doing charity aid but everything is labeled, top to bottom, in democrat slogans, branding and it is treated as such.
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Like throwing yourself on a funeral pyre at Carrot Top’s burial.
July 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Like throwing yourself on a funeral pyre at Carrot Top’s burial.
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A religious death cult full of usurers, child rapists, and racists. Rich and bored nihilists.
June 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A religious death cult full of usurers, child rapists, and racists. Rich and bored nihilists.
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Still way too many Democrats who think if a Republican they know is upset, something is wrong, when it's in fact the opposite-- we're only gonna be making progress when those conservatives in your life are puking in misery and threatening self-harm.
March 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Still way too many Democrats who think if a Republican they know is upset, something is wrong, when it's in fact the opposite-- we're only gonna be making progress when those conservatives in your life are puking in misery and threatening self-harm.
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"there was absolutely no way to tell before the election that elon would usurp trump"
the scheming eunuch before the election:
the scheming eunuch before the election:
February 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"there was absolutely no way to tell before the election that elon would usurp trump"
the scheming eunuch before the election:
the scheming eunuch before the election: