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This is not a place of honor
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was this whole milk thing intended to specifically be about raw milk?
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
was this whole milk thing intended to specifically be about raw milk?
still think its wild that the only video game that i know about that has made use of two monitors is Supreme Commander and its from fuckin 2007. such a cool idea for RTS games, which, notably, dont seem tremendously popular right now
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
still think its wild that the only video game that i know about that has made use of two monitors is Supreme Commander and its from fuckin 2007. such a cool idea for RTS games, which, notably, dont seem tremendously popular right now
i bought some pears a week ago and they are still not ripe
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i bought some pears a week ago and they are still not ripe
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you might think 'hey hes lying to everyone' but no i imagine he really, genuinely is this stupid
VARNEY: Troops from Germany, France, Sweden, and Norway are taking part in a military exercise in Greenland. What kind of message are they sending to America?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, I don't think this is a message to the US. This is a message to China and Russia.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, I don't think this is a message to the US. This is a message to China and Russia.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
you might think 'hey hes lying to everyone' but no i imagine he really, genuinely is this stupid
i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
BARTIROMO: You're getting heat on social media for saying you can eat healthy for $3. Some people say, 'How am I supposed to get a piece of chicken for under $3?'
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
watching Star trek 5 and thinking 'yeah let's give shatner control again' is psychotic
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
watching Star trek 5 and thinking 'yeah let's give shatner control again' is psychotic
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It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
the municipal water system our office is on is among the worst tasting public water i've ever had so ive been learning my various water additives to cover the flavor. discovered there is a tang one.
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
the municipal water system our office is on is among the worst tasting public water i've ever had so ive been learning my various water additives to cover the flavor. discovered there is a tang one.
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Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
JD Vance is a piece of s—t
We can't let the vice president off the hook.
www.sfgate.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
cant believe terraria is still getting major content updates >>15<< years after it first came out
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
cant believe terraria is still getting major content updates >>15<< years after it first came out
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i think these guys are careening towards something they're going to wind up regretting
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche calls what is happening in Minneapolis an “insurrection” and threatens to go after Governor Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey over their “terrorism.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i think these guys are careening towards something they're going to wind up regretting
just what you'd expect from a government full of pedophiles tbqh
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
just what you'd expect from a government full of pedophiles tbqh
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I just posted a short about Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) dying, go watch it #packwatch #diedbert youtube.com/shorts/Aqb-7...
The Dilbert Guy just died (Scott Adams) #packwatch
YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE
youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I just posted a short about Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) dying, go watch it #packwatch #diedbert youtube.com/shorts/Aqb-7...
interesting stuff dillbert guy, one last attempt to save your rotten soul and then lol advertisements for his books
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
interesting stuff dillbert guy, one last attempt to save your rotten soul and then lol advertisements for his books
scott adams died? vaxxed?
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
scott adams died? vaxxed?
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Most people don't realize how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Most people don't realize how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing
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a normal person would say hey. it is actually incredibly bad that my product can be used to make csam
Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
a normal person would say hey. it is actually incredibly bad that my product can be used to make csam
my Toyota Camry can get out of that snow unassisted lmao
DHS official McLaughlin blatantly lies about Renee Good: "The deceased had been following our law enforcement throughout the day, stalking them. At the time of the incident, our law enforcement was outside their vehicle trying to get their vehicle out of the snow when she started harassing them."
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
my Toyota Camry can get out of that snow unassisted lmao
another day another email answering DNR questions i shouldnt have to (because they have access to this knowledge)
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
another day another email answering DNR questions i shouldnt have to (because they have access to this knowledge)