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A fun fact about vitamin A supplementation is it can kill you
In the CDC’s first public statement on the measles outbreak, it suggested vitamin A as a type of supportive care.
Here's what to know:
Here's what to know:
What to know about vitamin A and the measles
In the CDC’s first public statement on the measles outbreak, it suggested vitamin A as a type of supportive care.
www.nbcnews.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A fun fact about vitamin A supplementation is it can kill you
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Me: I can't go out while Mariska is in Hargitay.
Them: do you mean while Mercury is in retrograde?
Me: isn't that what I said?
Them: do you mean while Mercury is in retrograde?
Me: isn't that what I said?
February 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Me: I can't go out while Mariska is in Hargitay.
Them: do you mean while Mercury is in retrograde?
Me: isn't that what I said?
Them: do you mean while Mercury is in retrograde?
Me: isn't that what I said?
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DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes
Yes totally cool that a 19-year-old who called his deleted LinkedIn "Big Balls," where he lists his experience working as a camp counselor can access the entire US federal payment system without anyone looking into his background, for instance, his Russian national close relatives or anything else
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes
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They should make a paintballing for sensitive boys, where we just gallivant through meadows gently daubing one another with watercolours.
January 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They should make a paintballing for sensitive boys, where we just gallivant through meadows gently daubing one another with watercolours.
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I made the Taskmaster house out of gingerbread. 5pts, please.
December 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I made the Taskmaster house out of gingerbread. 5pts, please.
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With a rebel yawn, she cried meh, meh, meh.
December 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
With a rebel yawn, she cried meh, meh, meh.
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We tell children the answer to school mass shootings is live shooter drills and bulletproof backpacks and then act surprised when they grow up and their response to gun violence is dark humor.
December 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
We tell children the answer to school mass shootings is live shooter drills and bulletproof backpacks and then act surprised when they grow up and their response to gun violence is dark humor.
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Listen, we can just send the children to train the CEOs on mass shooter drills.
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Listen, we can just send the children to train the CEOs on mass shooter drills.
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If you're reading this, it's too late!!!!
I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop them 🖤
I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop them 🖤
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 PM
If you're reading this, it's too late!!!!
I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop them 🖤
I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop them 🖤
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aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you?
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
December 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you?
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
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To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
March 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
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found wrong way to eat Reese’s and headed to hospital
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM
found wrong way to eat Reese’s and headed to hospital
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When I’m gone, I’m going to come back as a southeasterly breeze and play Tiny Dancer on your wind chimes, or maybe Hot for Teacher
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
When I’m gone, I’m going to come back as a southeasterly breeze and play Tiny Dancer on your wind chimes, or maybe Hot for Teacher
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Love the white browed tit warbler, you hear that name and you’re like “that’s dope, I bet it’s a fairly plain bird with a white patch on its head” and then you see this iridescent beauty
September 2, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Love the white browed tit warbler, you hear that name and you’re like “that’s dope, I bet it’s a fairly plain bird with a white patch on its head” and then you see this iridescent beauty
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Some days you're the pinball wizard and some days you're the silver ball.
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Some days you're the pinball wizard and some days you're the silver ball.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1625.
The medallion she's holding is of a seated, naked woman and bears the caption 'Who can recognize my backside from behind?'
The medallion she's holding is of a seated, naked woman and bears the caption 'Who can recognize my backside from behind?'
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1625.
The medallion she's holding is of a seated, naked woman and bears the caption 'Who can recognize my backside from behind?'
The medallion she's holding is of a seated, naked woman and bears the caption 'Who can recognize my backside from behind?'
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss that would be great
November 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss that would be great
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Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
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In honor of our 100th follower, here's a personally curated Taskmaster Starter Pack with every contestant that's currently on bluesky, as well as a a few feeds and accounts dedicated to the show we all know any love! Thanks! ❤️
#taskmaster #starterpack
go.bsky.app/QfLoYyN
#taskmaster #starterpack
go.bsky.app/QfLoYyN
November 18, 2024 at 9:12 AM
In honor of our 100th follower, here's a personally curated Taskmaster Starter Pack with every contestant that's currently on bluesky, as well as a a few feeds and accounts dedicated to the show we all know any love! Thanks! ❤️
#taskmaster #starterpack
go.bsky.app/QfLoYyN
#taskmaster #starterpack
go.bsky.app/QfLoYyN
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It's probably about time to do a BlueSky giveaway?
The lucky lucky winner can pick any 5 Taskmaster comic covers in A5 (small), A4 (medium) or A3 (large) sizes!
Repost this to be entered into the draw!
I'll pick a name on Tuesday night!
The lucky lucky winner can pick any 5 Taskmaster comic covers in A5 (small), A4 (medium) or A3 (large) sizes!
Repost this to be entered into the draw!
I'll pick a name on Tuesday night!
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 AM
It's probably about time to do a BlueSky giveaway?
The lucky lucky winner can pick any 5 Taskmaster comic covers in A5 (small), A4 (medium) or A3 (large) sizes!
Repost this to be entered into the draw!
I'll pick a name on Tuesday night!
The lucky lucky winner can pick any 5 Taskmaster comic covers in A5 (small), A4 (medium) or A3 (large) sizes!
Repost this to be entered into the draw!
I'll pick a name on Tuesday night!