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seb
@twinsizebed.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I scream into the void by choice
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
Jumbo 2lb pomegranate will cure me
November 28, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Jumbo 2lb pomegranate will cure me
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i’m a chronic “forgot to reply” guy
November 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
i’m a chronic “forgot to reply” guy
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair
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The only proofreading I do involves alcohol content.
June 25, 2024 at 1:04 PM
The only proofreading I do involves alcohol content.
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[guy who never did the reading in high school]
this is just like fahrenheit 1984
this is just like fahrenheit 1984
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 PM
[guy who never did the reading in high school]
this is just like fahrenheit 1984
this is just like fahrenheit 1984
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ME: maybe the real crimes were the friends we lost along the way, your honor
JUDGE: ok but you murdered them so
JUDGE: ok but you murdered them so
August 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
ME: maybe the real crimes were the friends we lost along the way, your honor
JUDGE: ok but you murdered them so
JUDGE: ok but you murdered them so
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a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
October 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
@progintl.bsky.social just dropped a new tool that lets us easily search campaigns against companies that are complicit in Israel’s genocide against Palestinians
ANNOUNCING 🍉 The Watermelon Index, a tool for worker-led resistance against the genocide in Palestine.
Explore our database of over 400 complicit companies and the campaigns against them: http://bit.ly/3YYu0jv
Explore our database of over 400 complicit companies and the campaigns against them: http://bit.ly/3YYu0jv
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
@progintl.bsky.social just dropped a new tool that lets us easily search campaigns against companies that are complicit in Israel’s genocide against Palestinians
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Thanks to Eric Adams and the New York City Council, Simple Loaf on 5th Ave in Brooklyn went from having a beautiful outdoor dining setup with space for more than a dozen patrons to having space for parking two cars.
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Thanks to Eric Adams and the New York City Council, Simple Loaf on 5th Ave in Brooklyn went from having a beautiful outdoor dining setup with space for more than a dozen patrons to having space for parking two cars.
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My toxic trait is thinking I should be on all of your starter packs
November 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I should be on all of your starter packs
Elon is going to commercialize and milk this concept dry before tesla bros realize that this robot will never come to fruition
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Elon is going to commercialize and milk this concept dry before tesla bros realize that this robot will never come to fruition
Am I losing my mind or is everyone here Canadian
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Am I losing my mind or is everyone here Canadian
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Thought about reading the news.
Decided I’d smoke a joint instead.
Decided I’d smoke a joint instead.
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Thought about reading the news.
Decided I’d smoke a joint instead.
Decided I’d smoke a joint instead.
Bringing a tray of krabby patties to thanksgiving dinner
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Bringing a tray of krabby patties to thanksgiving dinner
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
Dark Ages 2025 Edition ✨
RFK Jr.: “Thank you [to the NIH] for public service. We’re going to give infectious disease a break for about eight years.”
Kennedy wants to take a “break” from studying infectious diseases like COVID-19 and measles.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Kennedy wants to take a “break” from studying infectious diseases like COVID-19 and measles.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
RFK Jr. comes ‘home’ to his anti-vaccine group, commits to ‘a break’ for U.S. infectious disease research
He has suggested without evidence that researchers and pharmaceutical companies are driven by profit to neglect chronic conditions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Dark Ages 2025 Edition ✨
Sobbing bc my dog will never look at me the same way they look at our dog walker
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Sobbing bc my dog will never look at me the same way they look at our dog walker
and he was never heard from again 😔
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
and he was never heard from again 😔
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🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
November 17, 2024 at 8:47 AM
🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
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Seen a bunch of folks commenting that Twitter feels like a ghost town. No surprise. Remember, around a quarter of US users create 97% of the content. And a whole lot of those users just told Elon to get fucked. Twitter will be tumbleweeds soon. www.socialmediatoday.com/news/new-stu....
New Study Shows That 25% of Twitter Users Produce 97% of All Tweets
The study underlines the 'dominance of the few' rule on social media, and its broader impacts.
www.socialmediatoday.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Seen a bunch of folks commenting that Twitter feels like a ghost town. No surprise. Remember, around a quarter of US users create 97% of the content. And a whole lot of those users just told Elon to get fucked. Twitter will be tumbleweeds soon. www.socialmediatoday.com/news/new-stu....