Andrew
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in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "the president of the United States of America should be ratatouilled, piloted by a rat"? Now it was ok for me to say it then, because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say it. I'm not actually saying it. It's kind of like a public service.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "the president of the United States of America should be ratatouilled, piloted by a rat"? Now it was ok for me to say it then, because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say it. I'm not actually saying it. It's kind of like a public service.
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been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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The cops run municipal government and by and large the public is fine with this. THAT is the root problem.
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The cops run municipal government and by and large the public is fine with this. THAT is the root problem.
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French cats will sit surrounded by the debris of their lunchtime smoking session and act like they don’t give a shit but in truth they love your attention and are just waiting for a camera to perform to.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
French cats will sit surrounded by the debris of their lunchtime smoking session and act like they don’t give a shit but in truth they love your attention and are just waiting for a camera to perform to.
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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Windows 98 Plus: Cityscape
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Windows 98 Plus: Cityscape
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bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
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Chesterton, maddeningly, had it right and people like that one have it completely wrong.
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G.K. Chesterton had a line about this in “The Man Who Was Thursday”:
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Chesterton, maddeningly, had it right and people like that one have it completely wrong.
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my literal first memory is being yelled at for being up late & the only time in my life i didn’t feel exhausted is when i got 8 hours daily, 6am-2pm, during peak pandemic when i couldn’t find work. if you’ve ever said “must be nice” to someone, know that i’ve designed a circle of hell for you.
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my literal first memory is being yelled at for being up late & the only time in my life i didn’t feel exhausted is when i got 8 hours daily, 6am-2pm, during peak pandemic when i couldn’t find work. if you’ve ever said “must be nice” to someone, know that i’ve designed a circle of hell for you.
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Eugenics, by definition, involves humans. If it doesn't involve humans, it isn't eugenics.
Meanwhile, selective breeding that doesn't involve humans can sound like eugenics (because it involves principles eugenicists were unscientifically abusing), but be entirely fine.
Meanwhile, selective breeding that doesn't involve humans can sound like eugenics (because it involves principles eugenicists were unscientifically abusing), but be entirely fine.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Eugenics, by definition, involves humans. If it doesn't involve humans, it isn't eugenics.
Meanwhile, selective breeding that doesn't involve humans can sound like eugenics (because it involves principles eugenicists were unscientifically abusing), but be entirely fine.
Meanwhile, selective breeding that doesn't involve humans can sound like eugenics (because it involves principles eugenicists were unscientifically abusing), but be entirely fine.
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Essentially we grow up being trained to be cops who think anyone who isn't being productive enough hasn't earned the right to be treated with decency.
And if you are working three jobs and still not making ends meet, you're also clearly doing it wrong.
And if you are working three jobs and still not making ends meet, you're also clearly doing it wrong.
November 2, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Essentially we grow up being trained to be cops who think anyone who isn't being productive enough hasn't earned the right to be treated with decency.
And if you are working three jobs and still not making ends meet, you're also clearly doing it wrong.
And if you are working three jobs and still not making ends meet, you're also clearly doing it wrong.
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the perfect american president would be an extracted rat brain in a jar hooked up to 4mb of RAM and no long-term storage, capable only of articulating a single priority programmed directly by whichever lobbyist has most-recently paid for a turn at the console. and we are so close to perfection
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the perfect american president would be an extracted rat brain in a jar hooked up to 4mb of RAM and no long-term storage, capable only of articulating a single priority programmed directly by whichever lobbyist has most-recently paid for a turn at the console. and we are so close to perfection
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honestly cannot imagine doing everything required to rise to the very top of the US military brass and then having to fly halfway across the globe to listen to this dipshit lecture you on “the warrior ethos” or whatever the fuck
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
honestly cannot imagine doing everything required to rise to the very top of the US military brass and then having to fly halfway across the globe to listen to this dipshit lecture you on “the warrior ethos” or whatever the fuck
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Pete the ex-minor-Fox-personality does not write history. History will write his epitaph and it will be ugly.
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Pete the ex-minor-Fox-personality does not write history. History will write his epitaph and it will be ugly.
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i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.
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I would love for a single democrat to reckon with the fact that conservatives are not in fact motivated by reasonable concerns. They are — just as they were with ‘concerns’ over blacks and gays and numerous other minorities over the last five decades — motivated by bigotry.
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I would love for a single democrat to reckon with the fact that conservatives are not in fact motivated by reasonable concerns. They are — just as they were with ‘concerns’ over blacks and gays and numerous other minorities over the last five decades — motivated by bigotry.
It's picnic time
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Eureeka’s Castle Picnic Time
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September 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's picnic time
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The countries where comedians can't tell jokes or mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The countries where comedians can't tell jokes or mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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It’s why there are no good clips of him. Nothing in reality to back up the talk of “free speech activist” that has dominated the conversation around him recently. It is very difficult to find a clip of him saying or doing something that isn’t completely obscene to many Americans’ sensibilities.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s why there are no good clips of him. Nothing in reality to back up the talk of “free speech activist” that has dominated the conversation around him recently. It is very difficult to find a clip of him saying or doing something that isn’t completely obscene to many Americans’ sensibilities.
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So some deaths are funny and other are so serious that people should have their entire lives ruined because they didn’t feel sad about them
The vice president apparently finds the extrajudicial and unprovoked air strikes in the Caribbean a joking matter. He mused Wednesday that he “wouldn’t go fishing right now in that part of the world.”
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September 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So some deaths are funny and other are so serious that people should have their entire lives ruined because they didn’t feel sad about them