Aaron
@turtlemoves.bsky.social
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Aaron
@turtlemoves.bsky.social
· Aug 21
If elected I promise to order every ICE officer shot in the face on intergalatic television.
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My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
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And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
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If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting.
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting.
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
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A.I. ✨ is like the Dutch tulip bubble, but if everyone instinctively detested all tulips
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A.I. ✨ is like the Dutch tulip bubble, but if everyone instinctively detested all tulips
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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Go out and cast your vote on #ElectionDay 🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Go out and cast your vote on #ElectionDay 🗳️
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Again, really appreciate all the centrist pundits who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's proud legacy of putting teachers in the crosshairs of psychos.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Again, really appreciate all the centrist pundits who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's proud legacy of putting teachers in the crosshairs of psychos.
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Remember: Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about Dick Cheney, but your horrible warmonger ghoul friends...well, they'll probably only see them if you post them on Twitter.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Remember: Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about Dick Cheney, but your horrible warmonger ghoul friends...well, they'll probably only see them if you post them on Twitter.
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Hell is too good for Dick Cheney.
BUT THAT’S WHY SUPER HELL EXISTS. WELCOME TO SUPER HELL DICK CHENEY!
BUT THAT’S WHY SUPER HELL EXISTS. WELCOME TO SUPER HELL DICK CHENEY!
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Hell is too good for Dick Cheney.
BUT THAT’S WHY SUPER HELL EXISTS. WELCOME TO SUPER HELL DICK CHENEY!
BUT THAT’S WHY SUPER HELL EXISTS. WELCOME TO SUPER HELL DICK CHENEY!
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Is Walmart gonna give its 14,500 employees on food stamps free groceries, or nah? Walmart's been living off the government tit for far too long. Time to start paying livable wages.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Is Walmart gonna give its 14,500 employees on food stamps free groceries, or nah? Walmart's been living off the government tit for far too long. Time to start paying livable wages.
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Remember when it was disqualifying for the executive branch that Sarah Palin couldn’t name a single newspaper she read, yet now we have a President who doesn’t even read the pardons he signs?
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Remember when it was disqualifying for the executive branch that Sarah Palin couldn’t name a single newspaper she read, yet now we have a President who doesn’t even read the pardons he signs?
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The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
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Gosh Jake Tapper must be beside himself
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Gosh Jake Tapper must be beside himself
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"It means his heart is failing."
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"It means his heart is failing."
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
How does something that doesn't exist fail?
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Oof. Big hack at KCKPD, reported by KCUR and Wired. Active captains are admitted Oath Keepers. Stealing evidence at raids.
www.kcur.org/news/2025-11...
www.wired.com/story/hack-e...
www.kcur.org/news/2025-11...
www.wired.com/story/hack-e...
Hack exposes Kansas City, Kansas, Police's secret officer misconduct list
A major breach of the Kansas City, Kansas, Police Department reveals for the first time, a list of alleged officer misconduct including dishonesty, sexual harassment, excessive force, and false arrest...
www.kcur.org
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oof. Big hack at KCKPD, reported by KCUR and Wired. Active captains are admitted Oath Keepers. Stealing evidence at raids.
www.kcur.org/news/2025-11...
www.wired.com/story/hack-e...
www.kcur.org/news/2025-11...
www.wired.com/story/hack-e...
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Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’