Hokuto no Kencel
@tunaghost.bsky.social
I’m a teacher in NYC and I lift weights and I play WH40k. I NEVER have sex. I REFUSE to
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
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i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?
lol
lol
... I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence."
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
Nvidia CEO told employees to use AI for 'every task that is possible'
AI adoption at Nvidia is top priority, says CEO Jensen Huang in an internal meeting. He promised expanded hiring amid AI growth.
www.businessinsider.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?
lol
lol
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
I would force famous directors to make Simpsons movies. Call me a sicko but I want to see Richard Linklater make a Simpsons movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I would force famous directors to make Simpsons movies. Call me a sicko but I want to see Richard Linklater make a Simpsons movie
I genuinely don’t understand why people think this would move the needle at all
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I genuinely don’t understand why people think this would move the needle at all
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60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated.
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated.
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
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(Rfk jr while cumming) ouch!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
(Rfk jr while cumming) ouch!!!!!!!
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Tearfully reporting that Misato Kusaragi is in the Epstein files
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tearfully reporting that Misato Kusaragi is in the Epstein files
my favorite part of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 was when he had sex with George McGovern
just read a piece calling Nuzzi a "modern day political version of Hunter S. Thompson" and I think I need to log off
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
my favorite part of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 was when he had sex with George McGovern
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The system presents us with options that both kill a whole lot of innocent people, and this is a call to action in the direction of resisting that system. There are more political options than red, blue, and yellow on a map.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The system presents us with options that both kill a whole lot of innocent people, and this is a call to action in the direction of resisting that system. There are more political options than red, blue, and yellow on a map.
“citizen” isn’t a job. you are a dumb shivering dog barking at loud noises
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“citizen” isn’t a job. you are a dumb shivering dog barking at loud noises
Once again I must endorse the “what the fuck are you talking about” reply followed by an immediate mute. to myself. because I forgot how great it is
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Once again I must endorse the “what the fuck are you talking about” reply followed by an immediate mute. to myself. because I forgot how great it is
because it’s still dropping bombs on civilians you fucking dunce
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
because it’s still dropping bombs on civilians you fucking dunce
this is great, but why would a man with the name “Cliff Grambo” ever want a nickname. that is a star wars character name but in real life
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this is great, but why would a man with the name “Cliff Grambo” ever want a nickname. that is a star wars character name but in real life
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
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Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
The Great Outdoor Fight: details forthcoming.
achewood.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
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Sometimes I’ll incorrectly think that the incredible mind of a Zionist will fail to shock me then one of em will say some fuck ass shit like this
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sometimes I’ll incorrectly think that the incredible mind of a Zionist will fail to shock me then one of em will say some fuck ass shit like this