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Ok, now what?
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The problem with Jubilee
July 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I'm just happy to be contributing to the internet
July 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Im at the Im With Her/Iron & Wine show in Cincinnati and im sorry to say, all of your parents are here hopped up on 5-10mg gummies and they are going wild
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.

$KLG
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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i love holding real news in my hands
July 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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grindset guys love to post a promotional pic of daniel craig as james bond from a bus stop ad for omega watches and the text says like, HAPPINESS IS JUST WHAT POOR PEOPLE CALL FAILURE while they're at the courthouse trying to get their realtors license reinstated
March 2, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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running the government like a business was always an idea for cold war addled dipshits and ECON 101 casualties but it's moreso than ever in a world where the most successful businesses either buy and kill Toys R Us and hospitals, or spy on you and sell your weaknesses to villains
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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i'm at the combination gilded age and years of lead
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's kinda crazy how left this country used to swing up until the late 70s. The Reagan administration is to blame for a lot of this, but my god if there isn't a better representation of how terrible right wing politics is for the common man than the last 40 years, than I dont know what to tell you
June 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." 

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I really enjoyed The Phoenician Scheme but damn if its probably my least favorite Wes Anderson movie. I never like to be negative about movies but it feels retread at its core. That being said, I loved the cinematography during the fight scene. Also the lighting is (as always) phenomenal
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Simon Bailly
June 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
June 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just got out of MI:Final Reckoning. My god, I love da movies
May 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hey, when you finally cum tonight, just make sure it's my god you shout out to and not yours
May 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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*eating a stick of butter with a handful of chocolate chips smashed into it

I hope this new diet works.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM