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Space, bikes, dinosaurs, fixing things, making things.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Please be sure to check your kid's candy VERY carefully.

I just found an unbalanced centrifuge in a Snickers bar.
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October 31, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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There are interviews in which I stick to the script. Then there are interviews with old friends in which I get to go off on one about the Czech National Revival
For the weekend delight of lovely Patrons, I interviewed the wonderful @dannybate.bsky.social about the history of the alphabet, when it's cute to do nationalism about it and when it isn't, and whether or not the letter Q is a diva. Check it out from only £1 a month!
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Danny Bate on the alphabet, language, and what nationalism does to language | Dr Eleanor Janega
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October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Watching this 'Love Has No Labels' ad campaign featuring John Cena from 2015 is breaking my brain

It's not that I'm pining for time that didn't exist by mistaking an ad for a lived experience

It's the fact that boilerplate Corporate Liberalism from 10 yrs ago clears anything Dems communicate today
October 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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ill admit i was doubtful about the water but the new mad max is looking incredible
Stop scrolling, weary traveler, and rest for a moment
June 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Today in 1785, at the height of Balloon Mania, a couple caused a great scandal when they ascended in a hot air balloon & it looked from the ground like they became the first people in history to have airborne sex. ‬Their names were Mrs Letitia Sage and, um, a Mr George Biggin.
June 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn

brain: how bout a coffee

me: idk sounds like a bad idea

brain: iced coffee

me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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#botany 👍👇🍌🍓🌻🌴🍎
I see many people scared and confused about the "fact" that bananas are berries, and strawberries are not...

Keep calm and carry on

For botanist blackberries & raspberries are not berries, the sunflower is not a flower, palm trees are not trees, and apples are false fruits...
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Toro★rin is the mascot for yakisoba noodles from Kasukabe in Saitama. Her noodle haircut is purple like wisteria, which grows in Kasukabe.
May 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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always keep ole reliable on me, I can’t believe those limey jag offs managed to fuck up BEANS, like goddamn
May 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I think Prevost is the first mathematician Pope since Gerbert d'Aurillac, is that correct?
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Indeed, currently experiencing 20 to 25 mph winds with gusts of 45 to 50 mph.
Today is Primidi the 11th of Ventôse in the year 233.
Ventôse is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate narcissus.#JacobinDay

More information on narcissus
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
February 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Today is Décadi the 10th of Ventôse in the year 233.
Ventôse is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate the spade.#JacobinDay

More information on the spade
February 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh no! I got stuck in the slush!

Fortunately, a passing Icebreaker freed me.

But seriously, what kind of weird conditions does it take for a rut to freeze like that
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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All Cormorants Are Beautiful. 🪶
February 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM