tomlin.bsky.social
@tomlin.bsky.social
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January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Major rogue Tayto news over the festive period:

"Why have Monster Munch, when you can have Edvald Munch" etc
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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It’s a fucking masterpiece
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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We've done some boxing by mistake
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!
Darwin (monkey) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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dogs respect me because i eat dinner vigorously
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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you could eat your roast beef sandwich on a real plate, over a table but you arent you're over the sink with it. why is that leon
November 9, 2024 at 6:19 PM
(Tone Loc voice)
That's why I found you don't play around with the
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM