Thomas Kealy
tomkealy.bsky.social
Thomas Kealy
@tomkealy.bsky.social
I help you do online experiments better.
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olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Honestly, everyone is overthinking James Bond. He's a cool spy who goes on missions in exotic places and there is a lady he has sex with who dies and a lady he has sex with who doesn't die. The 'continuity' is maybe Jaws is in a few films because it's cool to have a big guy who bites people.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The distance in time between now and when Microsoft Office replaced drop down menus with the ribbon bar at the top is the same as the distance between then and the fall of the Berlin Wall
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Genuinely I don't know why they'd do it? This just makes no political sense at all.
Only centrist Democrats would work this hard to snatch a historic defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Does anyone ever wonder if there’s anything behind this endless flow of sensory perceptions?
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
when we moved into our family home 38 years ago, we were the first people to have:

1. Central heating.
2. An indoor toilet.
It is genuinely hard for most people to grasp how poor the past was.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't understand: the Republicans don't even need the Democrats for anything. They have majorities everywhere. What's the story here?
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Philosophers are basically the op-ed section of academia. Take that as you will.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Totally off topic, but is this guy getting his plastic surgery done in China now? He looks more and more Asian.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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An Irishman went for a job interview on a building site. The foreman asked him "Do you know the difference between a joist and a girder?"

The Irishman replied, "Goethe wrote Faust and Joyce wrote Ulysses."
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The thing about Helen Andrews that is particularly irritating is that it is only because society is not organized in the way that she wants it to be that anyone knows who she is
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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how is this real
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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felt a wave of utter nausea at the palantir MOD news.
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Design is the most important part of any project and the thing we breeze past immediately. It is also the step that AI is really bad at doing.
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Feels like there's a fairly straightforward remedy to the problem of offering uncompetitive salaries.
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Saw Bugonia this evening.

Lanthimos' most tense film to date, but let down by the ending (even though the final montage is 10/10).
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Suddenly when puberty blockers are given to cis kids, the Daily Mail (the same newspaper which backed Hitler btw) finally admits that "their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal."

Which is true for trans kids too.
Because it’s cis kids.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Every Halloween since 2020, I see people walking around dressed up and I think to myself, there are a lot of people right now who absolutely refused to wear a mask for 15 minutes to save my grandmother's life because of plague, who are drunk dancing in a Michael Myers mask for six consecutive hours
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Turn it off.
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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stepping into a river: not even twice
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and don't forget to turn out the lights on the way out!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and please select all squares with traffic lights.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and don’t forget to like and subscribe.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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“Bonferonni correction”, an invaluable method in #statistics, refers to the act of repeatedly correcting misspellings of the word Bonferroni at multiple places in a draft manuscript.
#science #academia
November 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Businesses have noticed this is a leftwing government. Farmers have noticed. The globally mobile rich have noticed. Basically the only people who don’t think this is a leftwing government are the people who want one.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Mahler's Urlicht came up on my Spotify on the way home, and anyway I missed my stop it was so beautiful.
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM