Tom
@tomabbey.bsky.social
Shotgunning bullshit into the universe since '88
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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it’s cool how Dumbo begins with all the animals getting their babies from the stork so you don’t have to start the movie like immediately thinking about animals cumming in each other
May 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it’s cool how Dumbo begins with all the animals getting their babies from the stork so you don’t have to start the movie like immediately thinking about animals cumming in each other
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The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
May 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
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Really missed opportunity for them not to introduce the new pope with this song.
Chicago Bulls Introduction - 1997 NBA Finals Game 6
YouTube video by Larry Renforth
www.youtube.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Really missed opportunity for them not to introduce the new pope with this song.
Ah yes, the Crowpe
May 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ah yes, the Crowpe
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"I don't overshare because I like to talk about myself, I overshare because I think I'm more tolerable with context."
oh my damn.
oh my damn.
May 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"I don't overshare because I like to talk about myself, I overshare because I think I'm more tolerable with context."
oh my damn.
oh my damn.
Imagine hearing this sentence as a 17th century French farmer
the hardest part about building an app to dim the sun is finding a big enough hue bridge so it can reach something eight light minutes away
May 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Imagine hearing this sentence as a 17th century French farmer
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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Here it is. A timetable of 100 days of corruption.
Breathtaking. Heartbreaking.
We cannot let this stand.
Breathtaking. Heartbreaking.
We cannot let this stand.
May 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here it is. A timetable of 100 days of corruption.
Breathtaking. Heartbreaking.
We cannot let this stand.
Breathtaking. Heartbreaking.
We cannot let this stand.
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Every day the news is like “Trump has canceled the Federal program that prevents orphans from being shot to death by chainguns, it cost $20,000 a year and saves five orphans a day” and I’m like “oh that doesn’t sound good at all”
May 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Every day the news is like “Trump has canceled the Federal program that prevents orphans from being shot to death by chainguns, it cost $20,000 a year and saves five orphans a day” and I’m like “oh that doesn’t sound good at all”
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I’m just about sick of correcting terminology, especially “trauma bonding”.
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m just about sick of correcting terminology, especially “trauma bonding”.
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"... and covered in someone else's blood"
My headstone will say..
She died how she came into this world, full of anger, hungry & screaming.
She died how she came into this world, full of anger, hungry & screaming.
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"... and covered in someone else's blood"
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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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ok hear me out: we’ll support shooting rich people into space if space agrees to keep them
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ok hear me out: we’ll support shooting rich people into space if space agrees to keep them
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As an elder millennial I live in constant fear of accidentally hearing a Machine Gun Kelly song
April 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
As an elder millennial I live in constant fear of accidentally hearing a Machine Gun Kelly song
When did everyone start saying bi-opic instead of bio-pic? I missed the memo
April 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When did everyone start saying bi-opic instead of bio-pic? I missed the memo
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Good morning Bluesky !
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
Shocker that he wouldn't understand the ten to one ratio, with ten support positions needed to effectively outfit, train, and maintain one frontline fighter.
DOD civilian employee roles that do not facilitate "lethality" should be assessed for restructuring or elimination, the memo states.
DOD issues guidance to advance civilian workforce overhaul
DOD civilian employee roles that do not facilitate "lethality" should be assessed for restructuring or elimination, the memo states.
www.defensenews.com
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Shocker that he wouldn't understand the ten to one ratio, with ten support positions needed to effectively outfit, train, and maintain one frontline fighter.
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@earther65.bsky.social nazi tears are delicious.
April 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@earther65.bsky.social nazi tears are delicious.
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People say Microsoft Excel is unintuitive, but I disagree. Excel does what I expect at least 4-Mar of the time.
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
People say Microsoft Excel is unintuitive, but I disagree. Excel does what I expect at least 4-Mar of the time.