Tommy "Two Shoes" Muessig
@tjmuessig.bsky.social
Big doofus from river city, now on this thing
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
Just tried a pop tart for the first time in like a decade and a half and they're fucking awful now. What happened?
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just tried a pop tart for the first time in like a decade and a half and they're fucking awful now. What happened?
Sometimes I can still hear his voice. Spooky.
hey what... what happened? why am i here
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sometimes I can still hear his voice. Spooky.
Dudes don't set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in their kitchen to cook breakfast anymore
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dudes don't set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in their kitchen to cook breakfast anymore
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Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
We're only a few years away from kids with brand brain walking around saying "bro I love my favorite IPs, don't you just love your favorite IPs?" with no trace of irony or thought about it at all.
Also like. It's hard to be in a mall and not just think of the waste and the devastating environmental impact of all of this. Everything looks cheap and shitty. The Miniso literally had "An IP Collection Store" on the window in big letters, and a sign inside promoting a sale on "certain IP"
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We're only a few years away from kids with brand brain walking around saying "bro I love my favorite IPs, don't you just love your favorite IPs?" with no trace of irony or thought about it at all.
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There's just a brutal cynicism in open promotion of "IP" that I can't get past
Also like. It's hard to be in a mall and not just think of the waste and the devastating environmental impact of all of this. Everything looks cheap and shitty. The Miniso literally had "An IP Collection Store" on the window in big letters, and a sign inside promoting a sale on "certain IP"
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There's just a brutal cynicism in open promotion of "IP" that I can't get past
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
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We are not replaceable
We need your art, human art, now more than ever.
Keep making things.
♥️
Keep making things.
♥️
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We are not replaceable
So you're tellin me there are people on here that were actually born after the year 2000? Disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So you're tellin me there are people on here that were actually born after the year 2000? Disgusting.
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Can't stop thinking about the witch with front row seats at last night's Lakers game. They cut to this shot briefly and we both screamed. She did not move or blink.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can't stop thinking about the witch with front row seats at last night's Lakers game. They cut to this shot briefly and we both screamed. She did not move or blink.
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
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they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
Happy International Men's Day to Matt Berry and Matt Berry only
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy International Men's Day to Matt Berry and Matt Berry only
Clown College did a poor job of preparing me for the clown world we live in
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Clown College did a poor job of preparing me for the clown world we live in
When the thrill of livin' is gone, I personally find it helpful to suck on a chili dog
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When the thrill of livin' is gone, I personally find it helpful to suck on a chili dog
*Hank Hill voice*
Do I look like I know what a cloudflare is?
Do I look like I know what a cloudflare is?
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
*Hank Hill voice*
Do I look like I know what a cloudflare is?
Do I look like I know what a cloudflare is?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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You can’t spell better without beer and tt’s
lol that’s the one send it
lol that’s the one send it
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You can’t spell better without beer and tt’s
lol that’s the one send it
lol that’s the one send it
Clinton needs to release an updated version of his autobiography with a chapter listing all the people that sucked him off. Apparently this information is relevant to national politics.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Clinton needs to release an updated version of his autobiography with a chapter listing all the people that sucked him off. Apparently this information is relevant to national politics.
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President Buchanan sucked off Tippecanoe and Tyler too. It’s a grand presidential tradition
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
President Buchanan sucked off Tippecanoe and Tyler too. It’s a grand presidential tradition
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started buying keto bread because each slice if half the calories and that just led to me eating twice as many
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
started buying keto bread because each slice if half the calories and that just led to me eating twice as many