Tommy "Two Shoes" Muessig
@tjmuessig.bsky.social
Big doofus from river city, now on this thing
Clinton needs to release an updated version of his autobiography with a chapter listing all the people that sucked him off. Apparently this information is relevant to national politics.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Clinton needs to release an updated version of his autobiography with a chapter listing all the people that sucked him off. Apparently this information is relevant to national politics.
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President Buchanan sucked off Tippecanoe and Tyler too. It’s a grand presidential tradition
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
President Buchanan sucked off Tippecanoe and Tyler too. It’s a grand presidential tradition
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started buying keto bread because each slice if half the calories and that just led to me eating twice as many
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
started buying keto bread because each slice if half the calories and that just led to me eating twice as many
Pistol-starting every level in Doom 64 just to feel something
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pistol-starting every level in Doom 64 just to feel something
For 42 years, one constant in my life has been the lovable quality of Canadian TV shows. Kids In The Hall, Red Green, Trailer Park Boys, Letterkenny. Charming, funny shows with lots of creativity. How do they do it? What's in the water up there?
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For 42 years, one constant in my life has been the lovable quality of Canadian TV shows. Kids In The Hall, Red Green, Trailer Park Boys, Letterkenny. Charming, funny shows with lots of creativity. How do they do it? What's in the water up there?
Me tomorrow morning:
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me tomorrow morning:
This is what brand brain does to you. It makes you talk exactly like this.
Cardi B soft launches a newborn baby (with Stefon Diggs) as she hard launches her 'next era'
Cardi B soft launches a newborn baby (with Stefon Diggs) as she hard launches her 'next era'
Cardi B announces the arrival of her son with Stefon Diggs. The baby news arrived along with video of the rapper showing off her snatched post-baby waistline.
www.latimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is what brand brain does to you. It makes you talk exactly like this.
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The next best time to finish Reconstruction is right now
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The next best time to finish Reconstruction is right now
Gamer Hell. Hell, for gamers.
the new pope must announce SuperHell
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Gamer Hell. Hell, for gamers.
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Imagine being so vile that even Jeffrey Epstein thinks you're the worst person in the world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Imagine being so vile that even Jeffrey Epstein thinks you're the worst person in the world.
You're tellin me both the palm reader at this lake AND the lake itself are both named after this Emerson guy?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You're tellin me both the palm reader at this lake AND the lake itself are both named after this Emerson guy?
John Fartterman lol
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
John Fartterman lol
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A lot of people would be happier if they just ran their own niche forum, webring, IRC channel, lightweight fedi instance, Counter-Strike Zombie Escape server, etc. for their friends and friends’ friends instead of posting on large social networking platforms about the Butlerian Jihad all day
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A lot of people would be happier if they just ran their own niche forum, webring, IRC channel, lightweight fedi instance, Counter-Strike Zombie Escape server, etc. for their friends and friends’ friends instead of posting on large social networking platforms about the Butlerian Jihad all day
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
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One of the more insidious parts of nerd culture is positioning itself as outsider-y while simultaneously enforcing a narrow selection of acceptable media for discussion. The media always has marketing behind it, usually legacy brand and sold like kid’s toys.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One of the more insidious parts of nerd culture is positioning itself as outsider-y while simultaneously enforcing a narrow selection of acceptable media for discussion. The media always has marketing behind it, usually legacy brand and sold like kid’s toys.
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I'm not a UX engineer, but I do feel like it's a no brainer that if I delete a suggestion made by autocorrect and proceed to retype with what I had typed originally, it should not autocorrect it again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm not a UX engineer, but I do feel like it's a no brainer that if I delete a suggestion made by autocorrect and proceed to retype with what I had typed originally, it should not autocorrect it again.
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what if the vast, complex conspiracy of powerful men to ensure they evade consequences for violence and exploitation is just the US criminal legal system
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
what if the vast, complex conspiracy of powerful men to ensure they evade consequences for violence and exploitation is just the US criminal legal system
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goku and vegeta are like goofus and gallant but gallant has anger issues
September 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
goku and vegeta are like goofus and gallant but gallant has anger issues
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All these rich and important people write like fucking morons.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All these rich and important people write like fucking morons.
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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*men actively ruining the country*
NYT: diD WOmEN RuiN tHE woRK PLACE?????
NYT: diD WOmEN RuiN tHE woRK PLACE?????
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*men actively ruining the country*
NYT: diD WOmEN RuiN tHE woRK PLACE?????
NYT: diD WOmEN RuiN tHE woRK PLACE?????
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Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
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He's back folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
He's back folks