Tommy "Two Shoes" Muessig
@tjmuessig.bsky.social
Big doofus from river city, now on this thing
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Also if they want to keep making James Bond movies, there's an easy solution
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Also if they want to keep making James Bond movies, there's an easy solution
F U C K Y E S
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
F U C K Y E S
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Incredible coincidence on the timeline, truly a blessed occurrence
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Incredible coincidence on the timeline, truly a blessed occurrence
If this were me: "YO BOYS, GUESS WHO'S SHOOTIN ROPE AGAIN INSTEADA NYLON?"
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If this were me: "YO BOYS, GUESS WHO'S SHOOTIN ROPE AGAIN INSTEADA NYLON?"
*gesturing* No no, keep going. Do the whole thing.
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
*gesturing* No no, keep going. Do the whole thing.
someone farted over here
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
someone farted over here
They're doing this to me tomorrow
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Bart had it right
October 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Bart had it right
Listen old man, there's only one "warrior ethos" that I follow, and it's
September 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Listen old man, there's only one "warrior ethos" that I follow, and it's
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
September 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Found on the hellsite, posting here because it should be preserved
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Found on the hellsite, posting here because it should be preserved
Genuinely bad movie, but I don't care. Entire friend group loves quoting it. It's like Dadaist art.
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Genuinely bad movie, but I don't care. Entire friend group loves quoting it. It's like Dadaist art.
How do you do, fellow millennials?
September 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
How do you do, fellow millennials?
How your email finds me
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How your email finds me
A helpful booklet from the 1920s with advice that is still relevant today
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A helpful booklet from the 1920s with advice that is still relevant today
HEY, MR. PRESIDENT! GET OFF THA DANG ROOF!
August 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
HEY, MR. PRESIDENT! GET OFF THA DANG ROOF!
Making sure my computer knows I'm the boss of it by forcing it to do a bunch of algebra for me, arranged in a nice table.
July 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Making sure my computer knows I'm the boss of it by forcing it to do a bunch of algebra for me, arranged in a nice table.
I hate to post a screenshot from the hellsite but this person has said something so important that we gotta get the message out there
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I hate to post a screenshot from the hellsite but this person has said something so important that we gotta get the message out there
How your email finds me
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How your email finds me
Keep seeing people on here say "show me your best face cards" so okay
July 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Keep seeing people on here say "show me your best face cards" so okay
I do all my best thinking here
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I do all my best thinking here
I'm watching Bob Ross right now and he just pulled a paper layer off his canvas leaving behind a beautiful sunset image in the shape of Florida and it goes insanely hard
July 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm watching Bob Ross right now and he just pulled a paper layer off his canvas leaving behind a beautiful sunset image in the shape of Florida and it goes insanely hard
Are you ready for a new D&D adventure set in the most dangerous dungeon yet? Get ready for
July 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Are you ready for a new D&D adventure set in the most dangerous dungeon yet? Get ready for