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I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
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how i be leaving the function
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
how i be leaving the function
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Wow, I love this post so much. It could mean anything! I mean I don’t even have a single fucking clue what you’re saying. Excellent work.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Wow, I love this post so much. It could mean anything! I mean I don’t even have a single fucking clue what you’re saying. Excellent work.
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Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
put jared leto in the labubu movie, he’ll be method and grind his teeth into tiny points and then we can watch him bite into a popsicle
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
put jared leto in the labubu movie, he’ll be method and grind his teeth into tiny points and then we can watch him bite into a popsicle
took a stimulant instead of a valium so we can just speedrun this shit and move on
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
took a stimulant instead of a valium so we can just speedrun this shit and move on
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when a podcaster sounds hot with a hot voice so you look up a picture of them and you’re like ew yuck! yucky!! bleugh 🤮
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
when a podcaster sounds hot with a hot voice so you look up a picture of them and you’re like ew yuck! yucky!! bleugh 🤮
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Laugh,
Linger,
Loathe
Linger,
Loathe
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Laugh,
Linger,
Loathe
Linger,
Loathe
cats can fucking read don’t be so naive
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
cats can fucking read don’t be so naive
divorce-radar absolutely off the charts with this one guy
every post feels like he’s doing PR for his home life
3 months tops
every post feels like he’s doing PR for his home life
3 months tops
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
divorce-radar absolutely off the charts with this one guy
every post feels like he’s doing PR for his home life
3 months tops
every post feels like he’s doing PR for his home life
3 months tops
same but “yes chef”
keeping things fresh by making dolphins noises in the boudoir
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
same but “yes chef”
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me: *posting and cracking myself up*
you: *reading my posts and getting increasingly concerned*
you: *reading my posts and getting increasingly concerned*
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
me: *posting and cracking myself up*
you: *reading my posts and getting increasingly concerned*
you: *reading my posts and getting increasingly concerned*
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16 hours in Tokyo and my asshole has never felt cleaner
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
16 hours in Tokyo and my asshole has never felt cleaner
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me, watching y'all scroll past my posts
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
me, watching y'all scroll past my posts
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when the waiter brought my crème brûlée and i accidentally called him daddy that was obviously off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when the waiter brought my crème brûlée and i accidentally called him daddy that was obviously off the record
when a podcaster sounds hot with a hot voice so you look up a picture of them and you’re like ew yuck! yucky!! bleugh 🤮
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
when a podcaster sounds hot with a hot voice so you look up a picture of them and you’re like ew yuck! yucky!! bleugh 🤮
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brother im scintillating
September 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
brother im scintillating
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oh no not up the labumbum
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
oh no not up the labumbum
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Hell yeah brother
September 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hell yeah brother
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who gets upset when the shower curtain touches me
September 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who gets upset when the shower curtain touches me
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Turns out the doctor who did my vasectomy tied a granny knot and my wife now has a condition called turbo pregnancy
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Turns out the doctor who did my vasectomy tied a granny knot and my wife now has a condition called turbo pregnancy
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doing that little wiggle cats do before they jump when i post
July 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
doing that little wiggle cats do before they jump when i post
hawk tuah? 🙂↔️
cock chewa 🙂↕️
cock chewa 🙂↕️
September 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
hawk tuah? 🙂↔️
cock chewa 🙂↕️
cock chewa 🙂↕️
davidge is such a beautiful name for a baby
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
davidge is such a beautiful name for a baby