Tim
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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the most American solution possible to "kids keep getting murdered in school and the cops are too scared to go in the building and take out the murderer, so they have to call their parents for help" is to take the kids' phones away. this is in fact what is currently happening in many schools
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the most American solution possible to "kids keep getting murdered in school and the cops are too scared to go in the building and take out the murderer, so they have to call their parents for help" is to take the kids' phones away. this is in fact what is currently happening in many schools
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.
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Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for.
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for.
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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One way to rein in AI is force Robot Voice only and make them type (beep boop) after every sentence.
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 AM
One way to rein in AI is force Robot Voice only and make them type (beep boop) after every sentence.
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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cannot adequately describe how great this is to see
there are more of us than there are of them and they will not break us
there are more of us than there are of them and they will not break us
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
cannot adequately describe how great this is to see
there are more of us than there are of them and they will not break us
there are more of us than there are of them and they will not break us
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This month, ICE...
- killed an unarmed American mom
- admitted to adding people filming them to a database
- had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress
- killed an unarmed American mom
- admitted to adding people filming them to a database
- had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This month, ICE...
- killed an unarmed American mom
- admitted to adding people filming them to a database
- had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress
- killed an unarmed American mom
- admitted to adding people filming them to a database
- had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress
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is this just how we live now
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
is this just how we live now
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This kid is awesome, actual hero.
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This kid is awesome, actual hero.
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
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"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
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“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
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Munchkin - Pathfinder is now available for Munchkin Digital on Steam, phones & tablets!
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buff.ly/Jumz155
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Munchkin - Pathfinder is now available for Munchkin Digital on Steam, phones & tablets!
buff.ly/Jumz155
buff.ly/Jumz155
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Every online space is now a casino that has been rigged against you
Study: ~200 Instacart shoppers in four US cities were shown different prices for the same 20 grocery items; Instacart confirms it is running short term "tests" (Ben Casselman/New York Times)
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December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Every online space is now a casino that has been rigged against you