Kale Williams
@itskale.bsky.social
reporter
eater of hot dogs
petter of regular dogs
eater of hot dogs
petter of regular dogs
life is full of missed opportunities
The Custom Oregon Plate NO was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #NO
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
life is full of missed opportunities
can’t believe I forgot Nora’s birthday
hbd big girl
hbd big girl
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
can’t believe I forgot Nora’s birthday
hbd big girl
hbd big girl
sometimes when imposter syndrome has its claws in me I remember that Jane Goodall once said nice things about something I wrote
rest easy, ape queen ❤️
rest easy, ape queen ❤️
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
sometimes when imposter syndrome has its claws in me I remember that Jane Goodall once said nice things about something I wrote
rest easy, ape queen ❤️
rest easy, ape queen ❤️
is this road safety bumper sticker flirting with me
August 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is this road safety bumper sticker flirting with me
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Alec Luhn is an old friend. I know some ppl in Norway read me. Please share. The search for him is ongoing:
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
American climate journalist Alec Luhn missing on Norwegian glacier
A search is underway for award-winning climate journalist Alec Luhn, a Wisconsin native, who is missing on a Norwegian glacier.
www.cbsnews.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Alec Luhn is an old friend. I know some ppl in Norway read me. Please share. The search for him is ongoing:
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
Last weekend’s “weekend project” that ended up taking until this weekend
June 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Last weekend’s “weekend project” that ended up taking until this weekend
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in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
September 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
not mad but very disappointed
June 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
not mad but very disappointed
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Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today!
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
Until My Memory Fails Me: Mindfulness Practices for Cultivating Resilience and Self-Compassion in the Face of Cognitive Decline
Mindfulness Practices for Cultivating Resilience and Self-Compassion in the Face of Cognitive Decline
bookshop.org
June 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today!
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today!
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
Until My Memory Fails Me: Mindfulness Practices for Cultivating Resilience and Self-Compassion in the Face of Cognitive Decline
Mindfulness Practices for Cultivating Resilience and Self-Compassion in the Face of Cognitive Decline
bookshop.org
June 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congratulations to my mom, whose book is out today!
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
It's a guide to dealing with cognitive decline informed by her years of experience helping families navigate end-of-life care, her life as a practicing Buddhist and her own diagnosis with Mild Cognitive Impairment.
bookshop.org/p/books/unti...
This one stings: Next Adventure, one of the best outdoor gear shops in Portland, will close all its locations later this year.
www.axios.com/local/portla...
www.axios.com/local/portla...
One of Portland's iconic outdoor stores is closing its doors for good
It'll be the last adventure for Next Adventure.
www.axios.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This one stings: Next Adventure, one of the best outdoor gear shops in Portland, will close all its locations later this year.
www.axios.com/local/portla...
www.axios.com/local/portla...
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I love that the Warriors are a bunch of aging elder millennials and one kid with a broccoli cut
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I love that the Warriors are a bunch of aging elder millennials and one kid with a broccoli cut
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The number of people who preferred Portland's new election system exceeded the number who voted to implement it. @itskale.bsky.social
New polling shows most voters prefer ranked choice
But it also found many voters were overwhelmed by the number of candidates on their ballots.
www.axios.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The number of people who preferred Portland's new election system exceeded the number who voted to implement it. @itskale.bsky.social
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*Enya voice*
October 6, 2024 at 2:10 PM
*Enya voice*
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The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog".
The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".
The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".
The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'
The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'
The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'
January 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog".
The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".
The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
Here are a few of the things I was involved with this year I’m most proud of
December 31, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Here are a few of the things I was involved with this year I’m most proud of
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
TORTA UPDATE: she works hard for the money
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
TORTA UPDATE: she works hard for the money
BEAR GOES THROUGH SOME THINGS, BUT BEAR ENDS UP OK!
December 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
BEAR GOES THROUGH SOME THINGS, BUT BEAR ENDS UP OK!
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People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.