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she/her but also your poster boyfriend
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
made this with a big tub of leftover movie popcorn and it turned out great, I'm gonna make it again and again www.popcorn.org/Recipes/Deta...
Cheesy Popcorn Bread
Popcorn is the secret ingredient to this tasty, cheesy cornbread.
www.popcorn.org
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hehe, pigeon butts
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Years ago on twitter I made a joke about how these guys reminded me of an enormous blood clot that had made the news when someone coughed it up and now every time I see them I think of the blood clot
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Beer yeast leftovers spun into a promising sustainable yarn 50% stronger than wool
www.chemistryworld.com/news/beer-ye...
Beer yeast leftovers spun into a promising sustainable yarn 50% stronger than wool
Brewery waste can be turned into a cheap, environmentally-friendly textile
www.chemistryworld.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sink spider is killing a ladybug. This is why I let these guys do what they want in the house as long as they stay out of my way
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Keep Trying
#art
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me: I'm probably just making up being autistic to feel special
Also me: oh good, the Knife for Buttering Weekend Toast is right where I expected it to be
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bugonia: I think I liked it?
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Watched the documentary about the guy who injects his son's plasma so he can live forever, and I gotta say, if that was the version of the story that made him look GOOD,
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I want some warm, fresh garlic bread
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If I lived in Minneapolis I would simply not rank Frey
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lately I have been doing puzzles
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just wild to me that Disney got into sports betting
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This pattern speaks so deeply to the immaturity of most social justice ethics, in that the unspoken reason for “listen to the marginalized” is “because it will let you be right” rather than “because they deserve to be heard and usually aren’t.”

It’s about humanization, not winning an argument.
People want identity shortcuts for "who is worth listening to" and "which ideas are correct" and I implore you all to abandon that impulse, because that's not the world we live in.

Listen to the marginalized because our voices are erased, but also... think. Judge by word and deed.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Showing up to my polling place tomorrow even though there isn't anything up for election just to let democracy know I'm thinking of it
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When they all move to Florida and buy the houses that are going up for sale as the state sinks into the ocean, we're going to owe Ben Shapiro a big apology
Pretty good sign this is bullshit is that it would be 6 times higher than the number of people who left New York in the midst of a once-in-a-century pandemic.
comptroller.nyc.gov/wp-content/u...
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Miss Hoover is so mad she's about to shoot a spiderweb
The fact that this joke appears exactly two scenes later is just too many laughs to comprehend
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
another year of zero trick-or-treaters
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fyi for those who only like Reese's Trees, Reese's Bats appear to be the exact same shape
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM