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Tim Knows Nothing 🏺
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Bernie's Strongest Soldier| ADHD Pilled
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looking at my schedule for thanksgiving week rn
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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i did this in real life
Figuring out if you can swim in a game by jumping in the water and dying or not
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Thys meetinge koude have been a poignant and thought-provokinge expressionist filme
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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severance is so right. team building exercises do feel like elden ring quest lines
February 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
in case you ever wanted to insult me just know I drew you and this first image is literally you and the second one is me
February 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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just got 50 company points that i can redeem for a $0.05 gift certificate
a man in a white turtleneck with a lanyard around his neck is dancing
ALT: a man in a white turtleneck with a lanyard around his neck is dancing
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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making money moves
February 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Hi LA County friends, just got a heads up through the wires and don't have a place to write it up so I'll put it here instead - the city of Rosemead is providing free N95s and KN95s to the public which can be picked up at the Rosemead Chamber of Commerce on Muscatel Ave between 12-4pm today...
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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once i have free time and a consistent supply of energy drinks and nerds gummy clusters it’s so over for you all
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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wokeness ruined the game awards (it wasn't a balatro sweep)
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
ASTRO BOT???????
December 13, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Saving all my worst behavior for December 24th because what’s Santa going to do at that point it’s too late 🤭
December 9, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Me after having survived thanksgiving week
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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Good morning
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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i will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass
November 21, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Great work mods!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM