Tiger Spot
@tigerspot.bsky.social
she/they
Chaotic Good
Two kids, two cats. I walk & train dogs.
tiger_spot@wandering.shop
Chaotic Good
Two kids, two cats. I walk & train dogs.
tiger_spot@wandering.shop
Solstice! Solstice solstice solstice, solstice solstice, solstice. And in conclusion, solstice!
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Solstice! Solstice solstice solstice, solstice solstice, solstice. And in conclusion, solstice!
The children have decided that Mrs. Claus’s first name is Rebecca.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The children have decided that Mrs. Claus’s first name is Rebecca.
Pan’s Labyrinth. It was very good, but also very good at eliciting really unpleasant emotions.
I pinched my finger in the restroom stall door on the way in to the movie, and the movie hurt more.
I pinched my finger in the restroom stall door on the way in to the movie, and the movie hurt more.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pan’s Labyrinth. It was very good, but also very good at eliciting really unpleasant emotions.
I pinched my finger in the restroom stall door on the way in to the movie, and the movie hurt more.
I pinched my finger in the restroom stall door on the way in to the movie, and the movie hurt more.
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Out-of-context 13-year-old: “I am not a fishing mini-game!”
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Out-of-context 13-year-old: “I am not a fishing mini-game!”
Took your funny thought but I might have done it wrong, what do you think?
Hey I copied your joke but made it worse, get back to me
Please reply I took your joke and retold it but not as good
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Took your funny thought but I might have done it wrong, what do you think?
A man said to the universe,
“Sir, I exist!”
The universe replied,
”However, that fact has created in me no obligation to care.”
Also “They fuck you up, your mum and dad,” and “Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.”
“Sir, I exist!”
The universe replied,
”However, that fact has created in me no obligation to care.”
Also “They fuck you up, your mum and dad,” and “Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.”
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A man said to the universe,
“Sir, I exist!”
The universe replied,
”However, that fact has created in me no obligation to care.”
Also “They fuck you up, your mum and dad,” and “Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.”
“Sir, I exist!”
The universe replied,
”However, that fact has created in me no obligation to care.”
Also “They fuck you up, your mum and dad,” and “Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.”
Who wants to talk about #Pluribus with me? What a fascinating show! I am glad they are releasing it a bit at a time so I have time to theorize and stuff, and also I want to know EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Who wants to talk about #Pluribus with me? What a fascinating show! I am glad they are releasing it a bit at a time so I have time to theorize and stuff, and also I want to know EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy old year
The other version here of course is:
Jackalope
Wolpertinger
Black Dog
Snipe
Unicorn
Jackalope
Wolpertinger
Black Dog
Snipe
Unicorn
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild (seen in very domestic circumstances but still made me go Wow!):
Hedgehog
Squirrel
Rabbits
Shrew
Dragonfly
Hedgehog
Squirrel
Rabbits
Shrew
Dragonfly
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The other version here of course is:
Jackalope
Wolpertinger
Black Dog
Snipe
Unicorn
Jackalope
Wolpertinger
Black Dog
Snipe
Unicorn
We had two of these at the Friendsgiving yesterday (along with two other tasty pies). Yum yum yum.
Dessert mode: ACTIVATE!
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Dessert mode: ACTIVATE!
Best pie: Dutch Apple
Best Ice Cream: Stewart's Chocolate Caramel Tornado
Best Doughnut: Marble Frosted
Best Bar: A package of Reese's
Best Cake: Ice Cream Cake
Best Other: Black and White Cookie
Best pie: Dutch Apple
Best Ice Cream: Stewart's Chocolate Caramel Tornado
Best Doughnut: Marble Frosted
Best Bar: A package of Reese's
Best Cake: Ice Cream Cake
Best Other: Black and White Cookie
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We had two of these at the Friendsgiving yesterday (along with two other tasty pies). Yum yum yum.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild (seen in very domestic circumstances but still made me go Wow!):
Hedgehog
Squirrel
Rabbits
Shrew
Dragonfly
Hedgehog
Squirrel
Rabbits
Shrew
Dragonfly
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
(Seen in my garden somewhere I have lived list)
Starlings
Great-crested newt
Mole
Long-tailed tits
Nuthatch
(Seen in my garden somewhere I have lived list)
Starlings
Great-crested newt
Mole
Long-tailed tits
Nuthatch
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
White-tailed deer
Wild turkeys
Scrub jays
Sea otters
Sea turtles
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One of the fun southern #CostaRica specialties, the Speckled Tanager. In San Vito, Puntarenas.
#birds #green #nature
#birds #green #nature
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One of the fun southern #CostaRica specialties, the Speckled Tanager. In San Vito, Puntarenas.
#birds #green #nature
#birds #green #nature
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the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
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Our trans kin aren't going anywhere. There will always be more; you cannot harass a facet of humanity out of existence. So if we could be kinder to the ones who are here now, I would really appreciate it.
Be nice to my friends. And to the ones who aren't my friends. Please.
Be nice to my friends. And to the ones who aren't my friends. Please.
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Our trans kin aren't going anywhere. There will always be more; you cannot harass a facet of humanity out of existence. So if we could be kinder to the ones who are here now, I would really appreciate it.
Be nice to my friends. And to the ones who aren't my friends. Please.
Be nice to my friends. And to the ones who aren't my friends. Please.
They have moved on to grammar. “How do you adverb ‘silly’? Sillily! Sillily!”
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
They have moved on to grammar. “How do you adverb ‘silly’? Sillily! Sillily!”
Eighth-grader is helping fourth-grader with her multiplication homework. “I haven’t seen numbers this big in years!”
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Eighth-grader is helping fourth-grader with her multiplication homework. “I haven’t seen numbers this big in years!”
That's a column. Columbus is the name of the large friendly vehicle in the movie Totoro.
That's Columba.
Columbus is a narrow vertical structure supporting floors or the roof of a building
Columbus is a narrow vertical structure supporting floors or the roof of a building
That's Coulomb.
Columbus is the genus that includes doves and pigeons.
Columbus is the genus that includes doves and pigeons.
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That's a column. Columbus is the name of the large friendly vehicle in the movie Totoro.
Bureaucracy and bouillon. I blame the French.
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bureaucracy and bouillon. I blame the French.
Dessert mode: ACTIVATE!
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Dessert mode: ACTIVATE!
Best pie: Dutch Apple
Best Ice Cream: Stewart's Chocolate Caramel Tornado
Best Doughnut: Marble Frosted
Best Bar: A package of Reese's
Best Cake: Ice Cream Cake
Best Other: Black and White Cookie
Best pie: Dutch Apple
Best Ice Cream: Stewart's Chocolate Caramel Tornado
Best Doughnut: Marble Frosted
Best Bar: A package of Reese's
Best Cake: Ice Cream Cake
Best Other: Black and White Cookie
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: New York Cheesecake
Best Ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip (no green dye!)
best donut: Bavarian cream
Best Bar: Fig Newton
Best Cake: Boston Cream Pie
Best Other: Black and white cookie
Best pie: New York Cheesecake
Best Ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip (no green dye!)
best donut: Bavarian cream
Best Bar: Fig Newton
Best Cake: Boston Cream Pie
Best Other: Black and white cookie
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dessert mode: ACTIVATE!
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Best pie: bourbon chocolate pecan
Best Ice Cream: mudslide
Best Doughnut: plain glazed
Best Bar: brownies
Best Cake: black forest
Best Other: cinnamon roll
Today I walked past two separate houses that had already put up their Halloween decorations. It is barely September! What are you doing.
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today I walked past two separate houses that had already put up their Halloween decorations. It is barely September! What are you doing.
We are helping M with homework. As frustration mounts, my partner opines “Homework is not a place for truth! Homework is a place for adequacy.”
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We are helping M with homework. As frustration mounts, my partner opines “Homework is not a place for truth! Homework is a place for adequacy.”
In-FRARED. Like prepared.
former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
In-FRARED. Like prepared.
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
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"There's a famous story-"
"Nine billion names of god. Yes, the fundamental premise is true. Once we find the name of God and enough of us speak it with gratitude, all will be bliss."
"With gratitude? So computers won't solve it?"
"No. But we have a promising scheme."
"What?"
"Medication names."
"Nine billion names of god. Yes, the fundamental premise is true. Once we find the name of God and enough of us speak it with gratitude, all will be bliss."
"With gratitude? So computers won't solve it?"
"No. But we have a promising scheme."
"What?"
"Medication names."
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"There's a famous story-"
"Nine billion names of god. Yes, the fundamental premise is true. Once we find the name of God and enough of us speak it with gratitude, all will be bliss."
"With gratitude? So computers won't solve it?"
"No. But we have a promising scheme."
"What?"
"Medication names."
"Nine billion names of god. Yes, the fundamental premise is true. Once we find the name of God and enough of us speak it with gratitude, all will be bliss."
"With gratitude? So computers won't solve it?"
"No. But we have a promising scheme."
"What?"
"Medication names."