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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?
Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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you weren't born to pay bills and die. you weren't meant to write emails all day. you were born to ride a quiet train through a vast forest. you were meant to nervously grip your weapon and scan the tree canopy for Them. this shipment, sold without the vampire regent's taxes, will make your fortune.
June 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
you weren't born to pay bills and die. you weren't meant to write emails all day. you were born to ride a quiet train through a vast forest. you were meant to nervously grip your weapon and scan the tree canopy for Them. this shipment, sold without the vampire regent's taxes, will make your fortune.
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XXL freshman class looks insane this year
November 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
XXL freshman class looks insane this year
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol
My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol
My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol
My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol
My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
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Enjoying the new Kendrick Lamar album, gunks
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Enjoying the new Kendrick Lamar album, gunks
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i'm on the internet ... but i'm also a dad. that's right – these days, even parents are getting in on the online fun
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
i'm on the internet ... but i'm also a dad. that's right – these days, even parents are getting in on the online fun
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me on the codec: Snake, that’s a tree. It’s a sort of plant that’s big and made of wood.
solid snake: Interesting
solid snake: Interesting
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
me on the codec: Snake, that’s a tree. It’s a sort of plant that’s big and made of wood.
solid snake: Interesting
solid snake: Interesting
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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Me: Finally, time to go to sleep. Boy am I tired.
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me: Finally, time to go to sleep. Boy am I tired.
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
Ice machine: Hey wanna hear my impression of someone breaking into your house
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![Illy Bocean @lllyBocean
[elon musk watching mad max fury road with grimes] grahms, thirs med
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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
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Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
is it more hipster to say that i don’t engage in zeitgeisty events like the boxing fight or that i don’t have netflix to watch it in the first place?
November 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
is it more hipster to say that i don’t engage in zeitgeisty events like the boxing fight or that i don’t have netflix to watch it in the first place?
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if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
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that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
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each book you read adds +1 intelligence. exercise (any) adds +1-3 attack (mostly randomized). big meat replenishes lost Health
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
each book you read adds +1 intelligence. exercise (any) adds +1-3 attack (mostly randomized). big meat replenishes lost Health
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(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
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they’re calling the second trump term the most “reddit” administration in history
November 14, 2024 at 12:56 AM
they’re calling the second trump term the most “reddit” administration in history
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you must imagine sisyphus pooping on the ground behind him like a horse
September 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
you must imagine sisyphus pooping on the ground behind him like a horse
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what’s the meta on here now i haven’t posted for a while. did they nerf death threats? which instances are top tier
November 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
what’s the meta on here now i haven’t posted for a while. did they nerf death threats? which instances are top tier
this is like the tutorial boss fight if the game is "bluesky is good vibes and positivity only"
are we out of the woods yet? are we in the clear yet?
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods (Taylor's Version) (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by TaylorSwiftVEVO
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November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
this is like the tutorial boss fight if the game is "bluesky is good vibes and positivity only"