Mia
@sympathogen.bsky.social
1 year clean from opiates ❤️🩹
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
1 year clean from opiates ❤️🩹
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bridge hands of gay women
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bridge hands of gay women
I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong
That one pumpkin the girl fucked
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That one pumpkin the girl fucked
Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar
Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:
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neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening
*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo
Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny
No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”
you know you're partying with some real weird freaks when their apartment has a nickname
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”
All mormons are transgender
*screams*
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All mormons are transgender
No we don’t
we need the bluesky of linux
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No we don’t
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Bro you were serving sneed last night.
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Bro you were serving sneed last night.
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Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Private leaf blowing removal service is hitlerian
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Private leaf blowing removal service is hitlerian
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning
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I’ve also broken up a DP by taking it to the dome
i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’ve also broken up a DP by taking it to the dome
Well well well if it isn’t the cunnilingus cousins
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Well well well if it isn’t the cunnilingus cousins
Well well well if it isn’t the cocksuck cousins
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Well well well if it isn’t the cocksuck cousins