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If you stuck a gun in my face and asked for my favorite games this might be it.
Your honor, my client it turns out is a real dummy... He thought those girls were 31.
FINALLY A CLEAN RECEIPT

jeffrey epstein says he has dyslexia

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The stream where Serb and I are in the same room and I beat him at Mario Party and he throws cans at me is up if you havent seen it. Ive never been so afraid.

youtu.be/m5yhQzFkDJk?...
The IRL Nintendo Multiplayer Incident
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February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
How logging into twitter feels now.
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
More kids care about Subahibi than any game Sessler championed. You dont even get the comfort of "Oh I was a punk rocker back in the day!" because you thought Bioshock Infinite was good.
Is there even an audience in the year 2026 left for a guy like that?
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Japan isnt a very violent country so all their hip hop is just about how cool having friends is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Meet me in Boomer Alley.
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Theyre going to find him eating the manga naked in Barnes and Noble within the year. Hes asking the cops why they didnt defend Mass Effect 3.
it's funny that sessler is permanently marked Rude because he can't stop telling 19 year olds to kill themselves at least
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Getting hit with the Rude tag on here has the same feeling as a cops tazer not working.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Few things funnier than reminding Adam Sessler this is nearly all his fault.
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by Rocky
Peter McCarthy, 2001
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
January
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Hes beginning to believe.
Yeah no. Don’t set random fires in my neighborhood. People live here actually
The general etiquette is diversity of tactics; that if you’re not into setting fires, you stand back and don’t set fires; other people might and you don’t film them, because your film could be subpoenaed as evidence.
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Theyre killing Will Stancil
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Finished Dennis Coopers Frisk and I felt ill by the end. Got about 40 pages into Try today. Me and my girlfriend have just been going to the library to read and I find that it puts me in a zen state after a while. I gave her a copy of The Sluts as a gift and she really likes it.
February 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It was actually my posts that turned the wheels of history.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
When you got annoyed with Patricia Hernandez' Kotaku headlines that was actually the work of The Elder Pedophile.
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Theyre coming.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The creator of MindsEye was in the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I feel like if I lived in a city where things actually happened Id be a normie within a month. Being stuck in the sticks is a fate worse than death.
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Death Industrial album cover.
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
In New York you can go to the cinema and watch Ultraman with your computer friends
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 AM
People in NYC just do GTA pedestrian asides to you as you walk past.
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Serb and I are snowed in and in the same room for Mario Party. Oh boy I hope the roof doesnt fall in and kill us both. Come on in!

twitch.tv/kemonofriend...
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM