Mia
@sympathogen.bsky.social
The manager on duty while I’m watching reels and taking all 4 of my government mandated breaks at once
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The manager on duty while I’m watching reels and taking all 4 of my government mandated breaks at once
Why’d you throw bipolar in there. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Why’d you throw bipolar in there. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 year clean from opiates ❤️🩹
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
1 year clean from opiates ❤️🩹
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bridge hands of gay women
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bridge hands of gay women
I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong
That one pumpkin the girl fucked
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That one pumpkin the girl fucked
Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar
Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:
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neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening
*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo
Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny
No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”
you know you're partying with some real weird freaks when their apartment has a nickname
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”
All mormons are transgender
*screams*
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All mormons are transgender
No we don’t
we need the bluesky of linux
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No we don’t
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Bro you were serving sneed last night.
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Bro you were serving sneed last night.
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Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
Private leaf blowing removal service is hitlerian
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Private leaf blowing removal service is hitlerian
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast
Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning
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I’ve also broken up a DP by taking it to the dome
i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’ve also broken up a DP by taking it to the dome