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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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20’s: what even is a hangover?
40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge
40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge
January 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
20’s: what even is a hangover?
40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge
40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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New this fall, on NBC:
Barron’s just learned a new four-letter word — “Elon.”
ROOMATES. Proving that opposites attract…laughter!
Thursday at 9pm after AMERICA’S GOT LEBENSRAUM.
Barron’s just learned a new four-letter word — “Elon.”
ROOMATES. Proving that opposites attract…laughter!
Thursday at 9pm after AMERICA’S GOT LEBENSRAUM.
January 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
New this fall, on NBC:
Barron’s just learned a new four-letter word — “Elon.”
ROOMATES. Proving that opposites attract…laughter!
Thursday at 9pm after AMERICA’S GOT LEBENSRAUM.
Barron’s just learned a new four-letter word — “Elon.”
ROOMATES. Proving that opposites attract…laughter!
Thursday at 9pm after AMERICA’S GOT LEBENSRAUM.
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Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
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January 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
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There's no fuckin way the artist didn't know what he was doing
January 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There's no fuckin way the artist didn't know what he was doing
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(Joel and the bots singing) 🎶 He triiiiiiiied to kill me with a lynch mob…🎶
Karen Pence wants nothing to do with Donald or Melania Trump.
January 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
(Joel and the bots singing) 🎶 He triiiiiiiied to kill me with a lynch mob…🎶
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
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looooooooooooool
January 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
looooooooooooool
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feds: we finally posted your information to the most wanted list
me: damn. that sucks
feds: suspect’s build is described as “slim”
me (twirling my hair a little): aww
me: damn. that sucks
feds: suspect’s build is described as “slim”
me (twirling my hair a little): aww
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
feds: we finally posted your information to the most wanted list
me: damn. that sucks
feds: suspect’s build is described as “slim”
me (twirling my hair a little): aww
me: damn. that sucks
feds: suspect’s build is described as “slim”
me (twirling my hair a little): aww
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Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
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One ghost alone wasn't enough to be taken seriously. It took 3 spirits working together, using their collective power to make Scrooge change for the better.
The theme of A Christmas Carol is that rich people only fear unions.
The theme of A Christmas Carol is that rich people only fear unions.
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
One ghost alone wasn't enough to be taken seriously. It took 3 spirits working together, using their collective power to make Scrooge change for the better.
The theme of A Christmas Carol is that rich people only fear unions.
The theme of A Christmas Carol is that rich people only fear unions.
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I was really hoping we'd have a woman as president before we had one from South Africa, but here we are.
December 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I was really hoping we'd have a woman as president before we had one from South Africa, but here we are.
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I was able to get 2 memes out of this idea
October 3, 2023 at 9:28 PM
I was able to get 2 memes out of this idea
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Alas, this one took me in. Too funny to be true. Deleted now. Sorry!
Viral Article About Prigozhin’s Pilot Suffering ‘Post-Vaccine Myocarditis’ Is Fake
Have you seen that article about Wednesday’s plane crash that killed Yevgeny Prigozhin and the covid vaccine? The screenshot is completely fake.
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August 24, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Alas, this one took me in. Too funny to be true. Deleted now. Sorry!
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Looks like someone just whacked him with a rolled-up newspaper
Former President Donald J. Trump, Fulton County Jail inmate #P01135809
August 25, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Looks like someone just whacked him with a rolled-up newspaper
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I regret posting this.
August 25, 2023 at 4:46 AM
I regret posting this.