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chaotic good 💙 | she/her | dogs, chaos, coffee 🐺 | tiny eldritch cutie ✨ | sometimes i play game | dog stuff at @secretdogclub.bsky.social

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Keep calling
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
me, getting a private taxi for my morning coffee and bagel

(not Starbucks, I have SOME dignity)
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
#JengaUpdate she had a BIG poop 🎉 it was definitely quite soft, so I'm sure her antibiotics are fucking with her gut biome again, so she might end up needing probiotics after. I can probably get them at her 2 week recheck. Otherwise, her sutures look good and she's in high spirits
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
#JengaUpdate she hasn't done this again so fingers crossed it was just a fluke
Ok yeah the sutures still look really good, but she can absolutely get her knees into her cone, so I guess we call the vet tomorrow and see what they suggest. I know I could buy a lick sleeve but they're a little pricy 😩
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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As someone whose followed recipe sites before the AI-geddon, here's some links to human run cooking blogs:

barefeetinthekitchen.com
www.budgetbytes.com
www.thecookierookie.com
diethood.com

Man...I remember when having to scroll past the stories was the frustrating part of recipe sites...
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
#JengaUpdate first poop since surgery! I'm going to have to start leashing her outside soon, she's starting to get very confident again and wants to go fast.

She had surgery less than 48 hours ago. Full recovery is 16 weeks 🥴
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
#JengaUpdate I made her go out to potty in the rain and she is pissed at me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
#JengaUpdate she is 100% trying to sneak into the living room to jump on the couch
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
April 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.

I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#JengaUpdate Just caught Jenga with her knee inside her cone, licking her sutures, so that's a fun anxiety unlocked.

They look okay, going to keep an eye on them and hopefully she hasn't done any damage 🤦
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Trans rights are human rights
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The boys are so so so sweet with Jenga while she's healing 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#JengaUpdate potential trigger warning #TW for pills

Jenga's morning meds:
The long white ones are gabapentin (100mg each 2x a day), the white circles are tramadol (50mg each 2x a day), the yellowish half pill is carprofen (50mg 2x a day), and the orange is her antibiotic (1.5 pills every 24 hours)
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
#JengaUpdate SHE'S DRINKING
I'm fully prepared to syringe water into this dog's mouth lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#JengaUpdate she did so good overnight. I let her stay out of jail and she slept on her bed most of the night. I woke up at 6:20 because she was moving around. She went potty and laid right back down. My only concern is she hasn't gotten a drink, although she will eat no issues.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
boy do i love this fucking dog

at least this includes 2 follow-up x-rays as well, at 4 and 10 weeks post-op
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM