thoyotathon
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I live in a lighthouse. co-host and co-writer of The Big Hollywood Table Read podcast check it out https://linktr.ee/bighollywoodtableread
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
holy shit i just figured it out: hobo yoda
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
holy shit i just figured it out: hobo yoda
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the queen bee is powerless without the workers, and the hive is powerless against my hammer, just as I am powerless against the very angry bees who pour out of the hive. much to consider. please call the hospital.
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the queen bee is powerless without the workers, and the hive is powerless against my hammer, just as I am powerless against the very angry bees who pour out of the hive. much to consider. please call the hospital.
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now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Oxford English Dictionary has announced their word of the year for the 12th year in a row is ‘scrotum’
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oxford English Dictionary has announced their word of the year for the 12th year in a row is ‘scrotum’
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this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
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the cash cab killed a guy
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the cash cab killed a guy
after a football game the players put on baseball hats, but after baseball games, none of the players put on football helmets. it shows how far disrespect has gone these days
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
after a football game the players put on baseball hats, but after baseball games, none of the players put on football helmets. it shows how far disrespect has gone these days
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
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Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
if a butterfly flaps its wings in China, it can cause a hurricane here. which is why we need to defeat The Chinese Butterflies
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
if a butterfly flaps its wings in China, it can cause a hurricane here. which is why we need to defeat The Chinese Butterflies
insane number of babies out here looking like don rickles without any of the bars. get it together, babies.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
insane number of babies out here looking like don rickles without any of the bars. get it together, babies.
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BATMAN: Looks like you're all out of T.P., Cornholio.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BATMAN: Looks like you're all out of T.P., Cornholio.
it's cool that the Buffalo Bills are BUF on the little tv scoreboard thing, because it's true. they are very buf.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
it's cool that the Buffalo Bills are BUF on the little tv scoreboard thing, because it's true. they are very buf.
being in a good mood and having an actual ax to grind seems weird. just sitting there thinking about how your friends are nice and cool, grinding that ax
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
being in a good mood and having an actual ax to grind seems weird. just sitting there thinking about how your friends are nice and cool, grinding that ax
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softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild
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i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
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i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
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Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts
[raising eyebrows] so is there a Mrs. Coffee?
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
[raising eyebrows] so is there a Mrs. Coffee?