Mike Bloom
@michaelbloom.bsky.social
Lover of a good pun, will like any dog or cat pictures.
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Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
This is how I find out Kevin Kruse is not performing at my kids 8th birthday party?
I don't know how to break it to everyone, but this is not my official management team's social media account.
Please block and report @kevinkrusemgmt.bsky.social
Please block and report @kevinkrusemgmt.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is how I find out Kevin Kruse is not performing at my kids 8th birthday party?
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reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Guy can't take even the mildest pushback.
Q: The Walmart Thanksgiving meal is cheaper, but it also contains less--
TRUMP: Well I haven't heard that. Who are you with?
Q: I'm with NBC News, sir
TRUMP: Fake news. You're fake news.
TRUMP: Well I haven't heard that. Who are you with?
Q: I'm with NBC News, sir
TRUMP: Fake news. You're fake news.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Guy can't take even the mildest pushback.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Next stop, primarying Schumer and Jeffries.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Next stop, primarying Schumer and Jeffries.
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Does he know it sounds like Mangina?
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Does he know it sounds like Mangina?
Fox News is just openly racist
Fox News host Charlie Hurt "can't square" why Obama won't support Winsome Earle-Sears, since they're both Black
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fox News is just openly racist
New GOP slogan just dropped "Republicans: We Almost Did It"
O'DONNELL: You'll put forward a healthcare plan?
TRUMP: No
O'DONNELL: Since 2015 you've said you've said you fixed it
TRUMP: We almost did it
TRUMP: No
O'DONNELL: Since 2015 you've said you've said you fixed it
TRUMP: We almost did it
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
New GOP slogan just dropped "Republicans: We Almost Did It"
New GOP slogan just dropped "Republicans: We Have Failed You"
Mike Johnson immediately tries to clean up for Brooke Rollins: "When she says 'we have failed you,' she means 'we, the Democrats,' okay?"
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
New GOP slogan just dropped "Republicans: We Have Failed You"
It's that time of year where people need to be reminded of the alternate ending to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's that time of year where people need to be reminded of the alternate ending to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
The most 2025 thing happened. One of my middle school son's friends got in big trouble for yelling "I have 6-7 Labubus!" during a lockdown drill.
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The most 2025 thing happened. One of my middle school son's friends got in big trouble for yelling "I have 6-7 Labubus!" during a lockdown drill.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social went to a Halloween party this weekend and this combo was a big hit! #peacemaker
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social went to a Halloween party this weekend and this combo was a big hit! #peacemaker
It's refreshing to see Greg call this what it is.
This is murder.
When will the big media outlets start calling it that?
This is murder.
When will the big media outlets start calling it that?
Now that Trump has illegally bombed a seventh boat in the Caribbean, please note this: Rep Adam Smith, ranking Dem on Armed Services, tells me that *at no point* have officials given lawmakers even the most basic information about these extrajudicial murders:
newrepublic.com/article/2019...
newrepublic.com/article/2019...
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's refreshing to see Greg call this what it is.
This is murder.
When will the big media outlets start calling it that?
This is murder.
When will the big media outlets start calling it that?
This is genuinely the most spineless thing I've ever seen
Rand Paul on Trump calling him "nasty liddle' guy": "I don't take it too seriously. I've known the president for over a decade. I've played golf w/ him many times. I enjoy his company. I think he's one of the best presidents if not the best president of my lifetime...I'm one of his best supporters"
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is genuinely the most spineless thing I've ever seen
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Hey Siri, define loneliness
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner.
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey Siri, define loneliness
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.