John Henry Falle
@thestorybeast.bsky.social
Storyteller. Acting Thing. Beard owner. Expect: Folk Horror. Dolmens. Poetry. Exciting facts about the Island of Jersey.
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gremlins fans baffled Metro film reporter still has job after calling G2 “terrible”
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gremlins fans baffled Metro film reporter still has job after calling G2 “terrible”
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS
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"Annihilation" (2018)
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Annihilation" (2018)
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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What's it like to return to your home town years after leaving?
This poem from Whatever You Do, Just Don't finds that nothing's changed. But then everything's changed too...
This poem from Whatever You Do, Just Don't finds that nothing's changed. But then everything's changed too...
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
What's it like to return to your home town years after leaving?
This poem from Whatever You Do, Just Don't finds that nothing's changed. But then everything's changed too...
This poem from Whatever You Do, Just Don't finds that nothing's changed. But then everything's changed too...
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Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
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Ev’rybody’s talkin’ bout those trunkless legs
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ bout those trunkless legs
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
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London Backwater, near St Pancras', Woburn Walk by James Finlay Watson (1898–1981)
(Sunderland Museum & Winter Gardens)
(Sunderland Museum & Winter Gardens)
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
London Backwater, near St Pancras', Woburn Walk by James Finlay Watson (1898–1981)
(Sunderland Museum & Winter Gardens)
(Sunderland Museum & Winter Gardens)
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Happy #Halloween from the Arch-Druid of Menez-Hom on the simple dolmen of Menez-Lié in St-Nic (Finistère). One of my favourites.
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Happy #Halloween from the Arch-Druid of Menez-Hom on the simple dolmen of Menez-Lié in St-Nic (Finistère). One of my favourites.
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Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside
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Happy Halloween!
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Happy Halloween!
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
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ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S GHOSTLY GALLERY (Random House, 1962), with wraparound cover art and interior illustrations by Fred Banbery.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S GHOSTLY GALLERY (Random House, 1962), with wraparound cover art and interior illustrations by Fred Banbery.
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I wrote my second ever horror story about this piece of folklore from my family's village in Palestine: a stone that legend says opened up to hide the infant John the Baptist from Herod during the Massacre of the Innocents.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I wrote my second ever horror story about this piece of folklore from my family's village in Palestine: a stone that legend says opened up to hide the infant John the Baptist from Herod during the Massacre of the Innocents.
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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If Labour is continuing to lose votes, just got 11% in a by-election in a seat they've held for 100 years and in a few recent polls is equal to or just behind the Greens maybe we should stop suggesting they're the only thing that can defeat Reform.
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
If Labour is continuing to lose votes, just got 11% in a by-election in a seat they've held for 100 years and in a few recent polls is equal to or just behind the Greens maybe we should stop suggesting they're the only thing that can defeat Reform.
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Nigel Farage wants to get rid of the NHS and replace it with US Insurance which would be 4x more expensive and worse in every way.
Except for the £600bn a year profit for him and his mates.
Except for the £600bn a year profit for him and his mates.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nigel Farage wants to get rid of the NHS and replace it with US Insurance which would be 4x more expensive and worse in every way.
Except for the £600bn a year profit for him and his mates.
Except for the £600bn a year profit for him and his mates.
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I am begging people to have at least the basic moral judgment of The Joker when it comes to Nazism
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am begging people to have at least the basic moral judgment of The Joker when it comes to Nazism
5yo just asked me if baby dinosaurs died when the asteroid hit and it has hollowed me out.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
5yo just asked me if baby dinosaurs died when the asteroid hit and it has hollowed me out.