James Kettle
@jameskettle.bsky.social
Comedy’s Guy Chambers. Purveyor of humour on The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast.
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James Kettle
@jameskettle.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Miles Jupp to front a new satirical podcast : News 2025 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Miles Jupp to front a new satirical podcast - His first hosting gig since The News Quiz
www.chortle.co.uk
Been developing this for a long time - do please try, subscribe, reskeet, ignore as you see fit
Chuck berry always wins these
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Chuck berry always wins these
I almost always think I cone out of these things sounding like an arsehole, but I think this one is ok! High self praise indeed
Bedknobs and Broomsticks - with James Kettle
Podcast Episode · War Movie Theatre · 25/12/2025 · 1h 16m
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December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I almost always think I cone out of these things sounding like an arsehole, but I think this one is ok! High self praise indeed
7yo watching the highway rat: “this is what it was like in the old days” wife: “what when rats rode around in costumes? When do you think that happened?” 7yo (with confidence): 1989
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
7yo watching the highway rat: “this is what it was like in the old days” wife: “what when rats rode around in costumes? When do you think that happened?” 7yo (with confidence): 1989
Harsh burn on Keir’s “trying to swallow a whole meatball” speaking voice
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Harsh burn on Keir’s “trying to swallow a whole meatball” speaking voice
I mean I was there - and it wasn’t like there were an exceptional number of changes for live telly.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I mean I was there - and it wasn’t like there were an exceptional number of changes for live telly.
This crack cocaine advent calendar has been both expensive and a real time sink
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This crack cocaine advent calendar has been both expensive and a real time sink
If you see this, post a comic cover you love
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you see this, post a comic cover you love
Always fancied reading Henry James, but never found a really good translation
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Always fancied reading Henry James, but never found a really good translation
If you can’t spot the error, it’s McCclaren.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If you can’t spot the error, it’s McCclaren.
I guess the new observer isn’t into F1.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I guess the new observer isn’t into F1.
This weeks show features the words broccoli, pre-muttonite and cum, as well as a detailed voicemail apology from Richard Osman
The Moment with Miles Jupp
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · a concentrated burst of up-to-the-minute comedy that sums up where we are right now and dispels the blues of life in 2025
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December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This weeks show features the words broccoli, pre-muttonite and cum, as well as a detailed voicemail apology from Richard Osman
Hear the line from the Reith lectures you won’t hear on the BBC. Plus Lucy Porter explaining why she’s not appearing on the show, and a cake iced with the words “Donald Trump is a f**king a***hole”. All in this week’s The Moment for this week, out this week (today)
Episode 6 without Lucy Porter
Podcast Episode · The Moment with Miles Jupp · 28/11/2025 · 11m
podcasts.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hear the line from the Reith lectures you won’t hear on the BBC. Plus Lucy Porter explaining why she’s not appearing on the show, and a cake iced with the words “Donald Trump is a f**king a***hole”. All in this week’s The Moment for this week, out this week (today)
Still not clear to me how the gap between where we are now and AGI is different than the gap between building something that looks like a body and making it come to life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Still not clear to me how the gap between where we are now and AGI is different than the gap between building something that looks like a body and making it come to life.
In a(nother) depressing week of news, this latest podcast contains the words “kerosene”, “catheter” and “whole roast turtle”, plus a v unconvincing apology from Frankie Boyle
Episode 5 without Frankie Boyle
Podcast Episode · The Moment with Miles Jupp · 21/11/2025 · 11m
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
In a(nother) depressing week of news, this latest podcast contains the words “kerosene”, “catheter” and “whole roast turtle”, plus a v unconvincing apology from Frankie Boyle
So I went to a minor public school not unlike Farage’s in the early 90s. And there was a Nazi guy in the sixth form. Who was just the “school Nazi”. Brushed his hair like Hitler. Eventually got expelled for racially abusing a kid in the year above me. We just thought it was one of those things.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So I went to a minor public school not unlike Farage’s in the early 90s. And there was a Nazi guy in the sixth form. Who was just the “school Nazi”. Brushed his hair like Hitler. Eventually got expelled for racially abusing a kid in the year above me. We just thought it was one of those things.
Reposted by James Kettle
This new asylum policy from labour is vile and betrays labour values. It ignores the reality of refugee peoples’ lives, aspirations, families… it betrays our obligations to help the most vulnerable and IT WILL NOT DETER SMALL BOATS.
It’s a grim day.
It’s a grim day.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This new asylum policy from labour is vile and betrays labour values. It ignores the reality of refugee peoples’ lives, aspirations, families… it betrays our obligations to help the most vulnerable and IT WILL NOT DETER SMALL BOATS.
It’s a grim day.
It’s a grim day.
“It’s been declined, do you have any other method of payment?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
“It’s been declined, do you have any other method of payment?”
Does give the children a good grasp of the concept of “roll on roll off”.
For much more like that, check The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast in all the usual and unusual places this morning
For much more like that, check The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast in all the usual and unusual places this morning
Ferry company apologises after children left ‘screaming’ by pornographic film
DFDS says film was broadcast mistakenly to passengers who had been watching F1 race on France-UK service
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Does give the children a good grasp of the concept of “roll on roll off”.
For much more like that, check The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast in all the usual and unusual places this morning
For much more like that, check The Moment With Miles Jupp podcast in all the usual and unusual places this morning
I swear the Mandela effect used to be called the Mandala effect
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I swear the Mandela effect used to be called the Mandala effect
What a useful technology.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What a useful technology.
Currently listening to Donovan’s A Gift From A Flower To A Garden which is a) excellent and b) a very @eddierobson.bsky.social type album I think
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Currently listening to Donovan’s A Gift From A Flower To A Garden which is a) excellent and b) a very @eddierobson.bsky.social type album I think
This headline basically describes all of popular entertainment now
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This headline basically describes all of popular entertainment now
Grateful for all the enthusiasm for my defence of Lisa Nandy’s arts policy. Don’t buy me a coffee, do please consider trying our thing
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Episode 2 without Vicki Pepperdine
Podcast Episode · The Moment with Miles Jupp · 31/10/2025 · 9m
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October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Grateful for all the enthusiasm for my defence of Lisa Nandy’s arts policy. Don’t buy me a coffee, do please consider trying our thing
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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