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Mark
@samueltwain.bsky.social
Haunts of ancient peace
finally, some good news
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Fall Off February
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
“Duluth! That must be a lovely spot. It's west of here, isn't it?”
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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CHOTINER And the thing -- it's a regular thing, right?

ME Absolutely

CHOTINER It's not this freakish thing

ME Oh no

CHOTINER Would you care to explain

ME Sweating uncontrollable

CHOTINER I see. It's just a simple matter
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I think it’s kinda neat that the “time left in ad break” display looks like and is in roughly the same spot as the old “cigarette burn” reel-change indicators
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Chopping holy trinity for andouille-black eyed pea stew #problematicbanger
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
When the baby carrots are juuuuuuuust a little slimy >>>>>>
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
After several missed throws, hit the big icicle directly at the base with a deadfall branch and it came crashing down. Very satisfying.
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Bands don’t really be chooglin’ anymore #chooglin #ccr #keeponchooglin #creedence #creedenceclearwaterrevival
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Apron reveal
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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ASTRO-NUBIAN ELECTRONIC JAGLARA DANCE SOUNDS FROM THE FASHAGA UNDERGROUND
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
with my startup, Mrpwah, a driver will bring you a single stalk of fresh celery on demand for $6.99 plus delivery fee
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
🔥
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hey man, got something special for you. Just got these Little People in from Canada. Yeah, super woke, you can’t get em here anymore
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Gotta say it’s very moving to hear Springsteen say their names.
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
can you wag body parts besides tails and fingers?
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Making tea with what I hope will be a third-eye-opening amount of ginger
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Keep thinking about how many male mutuals faved this. We’re all on this journey together and I think that’s beautiful.
Longtime 511s/512s guy but I tried on some 505s at Goodwill recently and they were crazy agreeable. Middle age moment ⌛
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Remember when you file: there’s never been a better time in history to commit tax fraud
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
They say, I never see you at the club. I say, I never see you getting inspired in curated PDF spaces
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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[squints]
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Longtime 511s/512s guy but I tried on some 505s at Goodwill recently and they were crazy agreeable. Middle age moment ⌛
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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This one's got a sound I'm always looking for

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHN...
Seawind " He Loves You"
YouTube video by LamontCJ
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Donating to these folks in a festive mood
Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Need an app that's basically Roast Beef's eggs and milk minder but real
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM